Letter From War

Day 917, 16:12 Published in USA USA by Jarhoul

Dearest Fingerguns,

I send this hoping that it will reach you in time. As you have surely heard by now, we have begun our assault on Liaoning.

I know that it may be hard to hear, but it's my patriotic duty to contribute. Tonight I ship off with the US Airborne and the rest of the military to liberate this integral region. With our victory we will deal a crippling blow to PHOENIX and bring them one step closer to their ultimate destruction.

When I return I'll bring you back a gift: 100 Serbian captives and a Liaoning iron bat with which you may massacre the lot as you please.

I am not blindly optimistic, I know that I may not return. Should I die, know this: it was not in vain. Tonight, I fight for the safety of the world, of the future. I died defending America, and more importantly, I died defending you so that you might continue fingerbanging the world.

Your Love,