Join the new world

It's dark and cold outside, and the snow is packing up against one of the southern walls. Well, to be fair, all walls is southern up here. We're so far north so that every direction is south. Thank god I have Rudolph to guide me on my yearly trips. I'm sitting here and reading the latest news, how horrible could it get?

I'm reading of werewolfs, teens and sparkling vampires! What has hapend to the world? Need I arm my sleigh, do I need wooden stakes, silver bullets and garlic this year? But that is true, you shouldn't belive everything you read, I remember how a spent a whole christmas eve looking for that magic school! Maybe this Meyer girl isn't completly right, does that make her a naughty girl?

Perhaps I should try to reach my elves, it's getting awefully close to christmas, and the only naughty list i've gotten this far, is coming from that black elf in Washington, whats his name? Ah yes, Barack. But it sounded a little funny, how could all of US be nice, without a single naughty person? Usualy there is atleast 1 percent naughtyness in US, especially on that Wall street! I realy should check into that.

Well time to check out that workshop, and feed Rudolph. Then send some mails to my elves and tell them to speed it up, I wonder how my lovely scandinavia is doing?

Father Christmas