Lefty from Mulberry St - PotUS - Stellar Endorsements

Day 1,221, 20:17 • Published in USA Singapore • by Lefty from Mulberry St

There are those who see me as a weak candidate for the eUS Presidency, and that may be. Despite two terms in the cabinet and having served as DSoI one and a half times and despite three congressional terms, there are those who think I can not make a more successful eUS. They might be right.

However, I am happy to report, I have great endorsements. Including, but not limited to:



'80s Richard Dean Anderson, although I couldn't get a statement from 90s, 2000 or 2010 Richard Dean Anderson, the McGiver one will do just fine.

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The racist crows from Dumbo officially endorse Lefty from Mulberry St for PotUS. They have been quoted as saying "I sho dun seen about everything, but we'd love to see Lefty as PotUS"

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Maxwell Smart and his shoe phone. He can karate chop a guy's neck with minimal physical exertion and knock him out cold.

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I am officially endorsed by the US Association of Mary Poppins Chimney Sweeps. Blimey Govnah! Someone alert the bobbies, some poor chap has stolen my crumpets!

And finally:


That one guy who was in Reefer Madness has pledged to do all my propaganda videos once elected.

So, who will you vote for America?

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