LEAVE AUSTRALIA
Cottus Arci
Possibly the most awesome newspaper in eRepublik not to have gotten an Media Mogul medal!
Sandygee, Wonder Forward and the rest of the Indonesian douchebags have PTO'd eAustralia.
No... pay attention.
Sandygee, Wonder Forward and the rest of the Indonesian douchebags have PTO'd eAustralia.
Indonesian douchebags have PTO'd eAustralia.
Australia is PTO'd.
Even now, I feel like this guy. "Oh... the admins will save us!" I hear you all cry... after all, every time I started to discuss some kind of contingency plan, that's all I was met with. So eAustralia, it's about time you actually got the truth, certain things that can only really be told in defeat, and in me turning my back on this nation.
A little story about the fall of eAustralia
I've always had a certain incompatibility with eAustralia, and have felt it for as long as I was a resident there... see, to me, Australians in real-life, on the whole are generally a bi-polar bear mix of two kinds of people;
The Pauline Hanson
- Doesn't like change, likes the 'old ways'.
- Loves to have a whinge whilst on a smoko, but never does anything about it.
- Always jealous of everyone, and anything anyone else gets, that they don't - especially people on Centrelink.
- Spineless, gutless, in essence stands for nothing other than tall poppy syndrome.
- Probably racist.
- Isolationist... it's the Aussie way, or it's simply alien to them.
People like "The Pauline Hanson" have done exceptionally well in eAustralia, some even rising to positions of power within the military and politics. However "The Pauline Hanson" homeland is the Senate, where they get to bicker, squabble and shoot down anything of ingenuity. It's not about making eAustralia a better nation, with better, more effective governance... no... it's literally a bunch of wannabe public servants having a bitch over a smoko, making life harder for the Executive Branch of the Government (refer to jealous and spineless points above), whilst neglecting their actual duties as representatives of the eAustralian citizen.
And...
The Yobbo Bogan
- Doesn't like anything serious, since beer isn't serious.
- Only likes to laugh and joke around, even at the most inappropriate times (LIKE AN IMPENDING PTO).
- I'm trying to include a 3rd point, but they really come across this simple.
People like "The Bogan" love to do things "for teh lulz"... in fact, the modern internet-enabled bogan even knows catchphrases like "teh", "lulz" and "lol", to cleverly blend in with their surrounding habitat. They most likely have some deep-seeded emotional issues, because they often adopt a bully mentality when in any position of authority, like, oh, being an IRC admin. They are right at home here, as they can instantly shoot down any instance of original or logical thought... especially towards new folk - ausrep these days comes across like a backward, redneck hick country town pub, sneering with suspicion and alcohol-fuelled anger toward any newcomer "not from 'round 'ere" who walks in, asking for directions as they're lost.
While the rise of eAustralia was one that has been clearly documented, the fall is one that is shrouded in mystery, deception, even hatred. Since some of us here are drama queens... I'm sure you can't wait to hear what I have to say - although most of you simply will not like it.
Why? Because it's probably you who is at fault.
This is a log of voters at each Presdential Elections. There's two things I notice about this graph.
1. The stagnation since Oct 2009
Reference: Political Power of eAustralia
Hmm... let me think, let me think... OH! That's right! We got Western Australia back in early October! Well gee whiz... shouldn't that have been the time where we actually boomed???? Oh... no, that's right, a certain gold theft occurred at a very inconvenient time in early November, as Australia solidified and moved to take a stand against Indonesia and join EDEN.
INTERESTING.
Of course, the likes of patti11, Derek Apollyon and even myself were naturally the first to be blamed for the theft. Well that's funny, Lana, and a lack of pro-Australian buying mentality has left me with 4 companies, no stock, no gold, and about 8 AUD. I hardly tanked, so I doubt it was me. In fact economically, I'm a mere pathetic shadow of what I once was. Has patti11 tanked beyond reason, or expanded his corporate empire? No. What about Derek Apollyon? Well he faded away to obscurity, beaten down time and time again by "the new guard".
I won't even begin to start pointing the finger... I simply never have and never will without any tangible proof.
So November was literally the first term of "the new guard", with Cerridwen Voeland as CP. Gold goes missing in her first week, and the "old guard" are blamed.What followed was a disasterous few months for eAustralia, with bickering and in-fighting hitting an all-time high. I even dusted off my retirement jacket and stepped in to serve 2 terms, as independant and tried to employ and respect both "sides"... but it appears that as soon as I burned out again, the in-fighting began to creep back in.
2. Our reversion to our old bickering ways
It was hilarious, but also very enlightening to see that, in terms of mentoring, I decided the most attention towards a certain "new guard" member... only to find that this "new guard" member looked back on my administration as clearly playing favourites towards the "old guard". Did I accomplish anything? Yes, we joined EDEN... and maybe delaying the inevitable by two months. That's about it, really.
Congratulations to eIndonesia
Oh sorry, Angel Demon... RIGHT... because EI is doing everything in it's power to stop the Angel Demon PTO of Australia.... RIGHT.
How many voters did you send across to help vote for sir c0nstant?
None? Yes? I figured. You're full of fecal matter and we all know it.
However... what you do deserve, is this.
No really.. it's an honour! You painstakingly planned this for months, you stopped lower than any other nation in the history of eRepublik. Cherish it, you earned it!
What Now?
Now I'm in Canada... I've taken it upon myself to not get involved with the individual affairs of each nation anymore... so I aim to bring the Brolliance closer, or should I say, stop Aus being isolationist douchebags and drag them closer to eUS and eCan... so, I'll be media-heavy and making 3 series of articles, all on-going...
The Brolliance Exchange Program
This will highlight current and on-going transfers of citizens between Brolliance nations. It allows movement between Brolliance nations without any fear of PTO or isolationist suspicion. This will be a mega brief intro interview type thing, in an ongoing article series
ie myself & Cozza (Aus) living in Can... Dycey (USA) living in Can, Corey Blake (USA) living in Aus, etc
The incentive is that you contact the Exchange Program org/group i'll probably create for this... and you'll get a bit of airtime... and for Govts... it creates a register of trusted and known travellers. It will also help eAustralia integrate into the likes of USA and Canada, which should be your home in exile.
Interviews with Brolliance members
Let's fact it, most Aussies know absolutely stuff all about our "closest allies" (y'know, the one's who save our asses time and time again), and believe it or not, but they know very little about you (yes, they saved our asses, regardless). So I'm going to start a grand series of interviews, the likes of which could almost be as awesome as Dartreals, but probably not.
Histories of the Brolliance
Again, more getting to know you stuff, but this kind of history really tells it like it is... much like the way I've told the story about eAustralia's downfall. Other Brolliance members have also had their fair share of scandals too, so I'll be enlisting the help of some of their most talented writers... and maybe even eventually converted into comics, with Dartreal's help (I'll ask him nicely).
So... LEAVE AUSTRALIA
Yeah - screw it... it's time to regather, reunite and remember what we used to do best - WORK TOGETHER. Move to a Brolliance member nation (or Romania or Greece... they've been good to us too) and let Indonesia revel in their glory - until we can increase our numbers Twofold (OH, THE PUN!!!!!!!!!!), we don't stand a chance to regain our nation.
In dedication to Tyler F Durden. Someone I always admired and wanted to get to know better. I only found out about your passing 2 days ago, and eCanada will not be the same without you.
Cottus Arci.
Comments
First! IN TYLER WE TRUST!
Also, ZANA-ARCI SPEAKETH!
This is dead on, as usual. Wonder which category I fall into 🙂
I hate when I post under my org! This is hillbilly jim.
MOVE TO GREECE, IF YOU ARE A HARVESTER, YOU WILL BE FINE IN THE FINANCIAL SIDE OF THE GAME!
hillbilly jim - I spent time with you in the Senate, where I regard you as a "minority"... and yes, that's a good thing 😉
P.S. Good luck to sir c0nstant, and the Cabinet... keep the fight going, I can do more good from abroad and will remain Australian in citizenship.
P.S.S. For as long as I am IRC Op in #ausrep, Discrate1 is banned 😃
I just had to expand a tad bit - It took me awhile longer than I would like to admit, but I finally figured out the anti-change mentality in the past couple of days. I realized that there is no amount of logic that will ever persuade certain individuals that they are killing the country. These people are masters of deflection - you say the government stinks, they rebut that the economy is good.
Cottus - I was seriously about to quit the game altogether, but I think I am going to check out eCanada real soon. Some eAussies think that they will stay and make a difference, but this quasi-war with eIndo is lost, and eAustralia is a long way away from getting things in order to get their country back.
The truth at last.
Well said Cottus.
Come to canada ... We have panda o_0
All i read in this article was "blah blah blah i have no idea what im talking about blah blah blah"
run eaustralian run!!
muahahahaha..
zing. Yeah some Aussies can be kind of annoying and role play-ish. Still love ya bros! Hope you get your country back soon.
Run Australian... Run...
Good job on telling it like it is.
It sounds like a lot of top-level eAus players need to take a month off, double-click, experiment with v2 and have some fun. Then maybe reconsider things.
A fictional country in an online game got taken over by another one. Don't worry too much about it bro - if you're going to have fun in eCanadia, then that's probably where you should be for the moment 🙂.
Run Australian... Run...
u always complain and said bad thing about eindonesia... do u know why do we come to eaustralia? we just want high region!!! so blame the admin because they put the near high region in eaustralia...
Groovy
Voted anyhow.
lol@Hyaken
It's Admin fault that you guys started PTO'ing Australia? LOL.
I've supported Cottus since he started advocating joining EDEN, why stop now? Cottus rocks, Indonesians suck. Maybe a PTO will help Australia figure out that its roleplaying is only detrimental to itself and actually start playing this game.
Sounds like a plan for anyone interested, remember to join ausrep so I can kick you because you're not from 'round 'ere
I've never seen that happen, but it can get pretty bad with the wrong crowd.
si petung... Hyaken...
I gave you an award. It's a very big award, so STFU, accept it, and be happy... but stop trolling like douchebags.
@ARFManagement, its admin fault if player from eaustralia leave this game.
its embarrassing but it's happen... so why you dont try to rebuilt your teammates like zaney did before... against this PTO with teamwork... you have solid internal forum, so use it to fight...
/me missing fight on battlefield with you guys...
u forget one type of australian the never say die underdog everyone stay and help us get our land back join the resistance pm me for details on the irc channel where we can talk
cottus you are a good fellow.
P.S.S. For as long as I am IRC Op in #ausrep, Discrate1 is banned 😃
Ok then ill get you removed.
I eventually stopped posting articles along the lines of trying to get people to see the need to work together - mainly because I no longer saw the point. People would listen, but then just go back to the same old same old.
I like you cottus, and several other prominent aussies - in fact you guys were part of the reason I stayed. I can't exactly feel comfortable falling into the eCan crowd as a couple (well, ONE) of the people you mention kinda annoyed my greatly - Farley from my own fault or asking (LOL). But if eAus has ever had any chance it's together opposed to against each other.
Shame too many people fail to see that xD.
No you can't insult Bass! God forbid! I'd be leaving, but I need a 3 moving ticket.
Sadly, all too predictable. This is going to be very hard to undo.
to Australians who stay and keep fighting in Southern Indonesia, you got my respect! U're a true warrior!
bahasa inggris gw ngaco? biarin! This is INDONESIA!
GL Cottus. I didn't agree with every word, but you were right about most. I'll see u on the battle field sometime. I'll be the little tank hiding behind u!
I managed to get a 3 MT and run to SA :/
@ Bolodewo: I miss the Honourable eIndos I knew ages ago. Looks like eIndo has fallen to the Honourless New Guard.
Funny how the article you put the most effort into, gets the least amount of votes.
Cottus, this article is so full of win it glows!
Help get eSouth Africa into the Bros - they want to join and are faithful allies, but HR won't expand the Bros to include it. They'll work hard with you to make the Bros stronger.
Yeah, screw this one country at a time thing, it's time for Cottus Arci's world domination!
Hmmmm...
*Would be lost without Cottus*
ZANEY SAYS NO TO THE INDONESIAN BOAT PEOPLE
Leaving a Yobbo Bogan and returning a Pauline Hanson
Cottus in Canada? 😮
Sorry I kinda killed the CSD 😒
You know you did Nosyt.
V & S
Hmm still getting my own head round this game ... as have had very little help with my rise and still don't understand a lot of it !!!
One for all does seem to come to play a hell of a lot here , when it should be ALL for One !!!
eIndonesian infiltrators only managed to do what they did , because of good organisation and teamwork !!!
eAustralia needs to learn humility in order to listen to each other and actualy stand tall together ! We all have good ideas at times I believe and to not act on an Idea because it came from someone of less stature is pure ARROGANCE . Even bad ideas progress us further along the path ( maybe with the odd side step ) to stability !
Rebel Tazwegian {:?)
Proud Aussie and proud eAussie staying right where I am !!!
TAKE MY HANDS AND LET US RUN AWAY TO OOOOOOOOOH CANADA!