Leaders Leading Leaders

Day 1,102, 19:26 • Published in USA USA • by Max Wallingbottom III

While the political elites from around the world sat around in high-backed leather chairs, sipping cognac, and discussing the direction of the new world, the topic of whether there was a current talent drain in the eUnited States came up. Quality points were made, insults were hurled, but one thing was for sure, the talent pool in Emerika could be a little deeper. Some blamed it on the droves of people quitting due to general ineptness on the part of game’s administrators. Others blamed the talent drain on those leaving the nation for Pakistan, or leaving for the latest allied PTO attempt. Sure, some new talent has revealed itself these past few months, but is it enough? Should they be in the White House so early in their careers?


Spoiler: Vote GLaDOS on December 5th

In short, the answer is: no, we do not need new talent in the executive office at this time. We must allow our fresh, young, and supple leaders blossom and mature, so that they can become more than just mediocre leaders. In order to make Emerika great, we must expect more than someone who is merely “capable;” we must seek to elect those who have the knowledge and experience within the game. The Presidency requires more than a mere will to lead. It is reserved for those ready to lead our nation with its best interests in mind at all times. It is reserved for those with the proper experience in leadership positions within this game. There was only one person mentioned by the terrible elitists in that mahogany paneled room that night who caught my ear for the next future leader of the United States.

GLaDOS. He has held many jobs within this game. He was a two-time head of state, vice-president, military commander, and alliance leader. GLaDOS was an integral part of one of the most triumphant military campaigns in recent memory. He has continually been successful wherever he happens to find himself in the new world. Since emigrating the the United States, GLaDOS has served as a Kongressman multiple times and held high-level executive positions under most of the recent United States Presidents. He fought under my directions, with my militia, many times for the United States in the dark ages (AKA - V2). I do not question his loyalty, and I am sure he will play to win the game for our nation. The decision on December 5th for the next President of the United States will be easy: I will be voting for GLaDOS.


Looks legit to me

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