Le Ambassador to France

Day 1,731, 09:19 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Monsieur Guillontine






Salut madams and monsieurs,

Today, I have been honored with the position of Swiss Ambassador to France... and I intend to keep this job for a very, very long time. So, what will I be doing as the new ambassador? Update you on everything about France. Everything. By the time you finish reading one of my articles, I know for a fact that you will become an expert on the affairs of those silly Frenchies. And so, without further ado, here is a brief article about basic information about France!



Le French Cabinet



President : Torfyn
Vice-Presidents : AlexMCS182 & Gauthier80

Ministers of Foreign Affairs : Nicolas Bonaparte & KaDet27
Vice-Ministers of Foreign Affairs : Comtesse Von Hammesmarket & J35000
Diplomacy Instructor : Jessica Binai

Ministers of Defence : Becker&co & Dema9
Vice-Ministers of Defence : AKohala, Zantet, Evoh, Boris Camron, Dragonkrauser
Military Instructor : Yeiayel

Minister of Economy : Niceone30
Vice-Ministers of Economy : Gaarjzla & Winable

Ministers of Solidarity : Kinea LaReine, PatchWork, Mulltany
Vice-Ministers of Solidarity : Xavo78, Briselys, Stranh, Samuel Vaillancourt

Minister of Interior : Bastien Marty

Ministers of Lulz : XMadbulX & Christophe Salengro 3



Top Five Parties


Parti Noeliste Francais
Party President : Stephanof
Orientation : Center, Libertarian
Members : 233



Courant Alternatif
Party President : Lamson Trevize
Orientation : Center, Libertarian
Members : 205



Parti Koinmuniste
Party President : atralfalgar
Orientation : Far-left, Anarchist
Members : 145



Union des Libres Penseurs
Party President : Julian Anderson
Orientation : Center, Libertarian
Members : 123



Parti Imperialiste
Party President : HacheMesFesses
Orientation : Center-right, Authoritarian
Members : 105



French Foreign Policy


Although the military alliance, TERRA, was formed in December 2010, France quickly joined in early February 2011, becoming the first European country to enter the alliance. Ever since then, France has had a powerful voice in the alliance, playing a major role in its development.

As of now, France is in the midst of a liberation war against Poland. Having only been recently completely occupied by the Polish, the French are continuing to attempt to cause trouble for the Polish conquerors, hoping that they will soon be able to negotiate for a treaty.

Luckily for France though, they have much support from their sister alliance, EDEN, as well as their massive amount of Mutual Protection Pacts. Here is a list of allies whom France has signed Mutual Protection Pacts with:

Argentina
Belarus
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Canada
China
Colombia
Croatia
Cyprus
Finland
Germany
Greece
Iran
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Netherlands
Norway
Philippines
Portugal
Romania
Russia
Taiwan
Turkey
Ukraine
United States of America
Uruguay



Well, that's all I have for my first report. I hope that maybe now, you know a little bit more about le French, and why they eat frog legs... and never, ever forget that French people have the coolest accents in the world. It is le truth!

Let's fight. Fight for peace.



Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
Swiss Ambassador to France