Late Paddy's Day Edition!

Day 2,680, 14:45 • Published in USA USA • by vrpanch


I apologize for the late article. Work is hectic (Saving the world is no easy task) and I just arrive in the Boston area for a few days of training. I’ve just logged onto the internet while my co-worker is downstairs complaining because her first room was dirty and the second room she was given was even dirtier. Luckily I haven’t unpacked so if we need to find a new room, so be it.

But speaking of Boston, I’m nearby. And Tuesday is St. Patrick’s Day. If I can’t be in Ireland, this will have to do. So I hope everyone enjoys a great St. Patrick’s Day filled with green beer, shots of whiskey (If you are drinking a different alcohol, you are doing it wrong), and songs of the IRA beating up British soldiers (I suggest you check out a song called “Bugger Off”. Very catchy).

And now for eAmerica news. We’ve installed a dictator! For those with common sense, this is probably not a good thing as it means the small group of people who constantly stay in power now can do whatever they want without punishment. I don’t know what the admins were thinking when they came up with this idea but it clearly doesn’t improve gameplay at all. It’s just going to distract eAmericans from making eAmerica a better place. I can’t tell you what to do (As far as politics goes. I still can and will make BTTrambly PT until he passes out), but as far as me? I enjoy a free eAmerica and we need to take away America from the tyrants whose goal is to make it fun for their smaller inner circle and to shaft everyone else. I mean, even PTH is crazy but he doesn’t cause me nearly as much egrief.

So hopefully you vote for a better tomorrow with the blood of the tyrants! And here’s a picture of Vin Diesel for a special someone 😉



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1. Did you guys hear about the guy who was frozen at absolute zero? He is 0K
2. Fast: A lot of women turn into good drivers. So if you are a good driver, watch out for women who are turning.
3. I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and flailing about, like his passengers.
4. What did the man text his wife? "Honey I'm down at the bar having a beer with the guys. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."



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