Lap Dancers’ Gazette Vol.8: We’re Back!
Day 2,272, 08:25
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by Maxmillian VonWillebrand
Lap Dancers’ Gazette Vol.8: We’re Back!
Dateline: Saturday, February 8th, 2014 (Day 2272)
Location: Liberty Advancement Party Headquarters
Music: Newspaper is progress and progress is news
Today’s LAP Dance:
: 1: Introduction
: 2: Join the LAP
: 3: Forum Feast
: 4: Music for Our Eyes
Contributing to Today’s Edition:
Irule777, Maxmillian VonWillebrand, Sharky Malarkey, Lothair Carlovingian, and Party President TellUrGrlThx
Introduction
Lothair Carlovingian
eLadies and eGentlemen, we know you have missed us and our LAP dances, so we couldn’t wait to release a new edition of the Gazette. Due to the rush, this will be a shortened, “weekend” edition, but don’t worry, it will still be the shining beacon of genius in journalism that eAmerica has come to expect from us.
Join the LAP
Sharky Malarkey
Let me begin by telling you all how LAP saved my life. Before I became a member, I lived an existence that few can recover from. I tried to do good, but was lost in the shadows, adrift under the weight of youth and misunderstanding. Yes folks, I can now admit to myself and others that I was dwindling my life away in another Top 5 party. Luckily I was yanked from this desolate place and am here to tell you good people that there is life beyond.
LAP prides itself on being the “party of new beginnings”. Anyone who comes with somewhat sane ideas and motivation will be given a place and a voice. Our forums are always open, as well as a dedicated group who keep the IRC alive.
So come, join us. Set yourself free.
Forum Feast
Maxmillian VonWillebrand
That’s right ladies and gentlemen - The Feast of Kings is NEW AND IMPROVED!!! If you have been able to take advantage of our most humble of offerings (that is available to anyone who fills out THIS FORM) then you’re about to be blown away…
Wait for it…
OK - So by filling out the form above, you can receive 300 wellness in food every day - but NOW, for all of our LAP members, if you go to THIS THREAD and post a request, you will get 600 WELLNESS IN FOOD!!! Thats right, 600 wellness in free food - every day - simply by being a member of the LAP and requesting the food in the forum.
Now everyone else can still request the 300 wellness by using the form available to all eCitizens (regardless of party affiliation), but come on - this is just one MORE reason to come and join the LAP today!!! Better hurry before the monkeys come down and eat all the food!!
Music for Our Eyes
Lothair Carlovingian
Calling all LAP dancers! I like getting rewarded for minimal work, don’t you? Good! Then I highly recommend participating in the LAP media contest! All you have to do is publish an article having the subject matter be “Why join LAP?” of at least 100 words with the tag [LAP] before the title and send Lothair Carlovingian a PM with the link. If you do this, you will automatically get 10 Q7 tanks! If at least 10 LAP dancers participate, there will be additional rewards for:
“Best Overall Article”
“Most Voted”
“Most Creative”
“Most Comments” (not including the author)
“Most LAP Votes” (voted on the LAP forum)
The rewards for each of these will consist of 40 Q7 tanks and 1000 Q6 food for the lucky five winners! Those winners will be determined by the LAP leadership (with the exception of the “Most LAP Votes”). Why not enter?
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Your Liberty Advancement Media Team:
Custer, TellUrGrlThx, Maxmillian VonWillebrand, Lothair, Sharky Malarkey, and Irule777
Support this newspaper and the LAP Media Classes by Shouting this Shout!
The Lap Dancers' Gazette Vol 8
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2371675/1/20
We’re Back!
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Dateline: Saturday, February 8th, 2014 (Day 2272)
Location: Liberty Advancement Party Headquarters
Music: Newspaper is progress and progress is news
Today’s LAP Dance:
: 1: Introduction
: 2: Join the LAP
: 3: Forum Feast
: 4: Music for Our Eyes
Contributing to Today’s Edition:
Irule777, Maxmillian VonWillebrand, Sharky Malarkey, Lothair Carlovingian, and Party President TellUrGrlThx
Introduction
Lothair Carlovingian
eLadies and eGentlemen, we know you have missed us and our LAP dances, so we couldn’t wait to release a new edition of the Gazette. Due to the rush, this will be a shortened, “weekend” edition, but don’t worry, it will still be the shining beacon of genius in journalism that eAmerica has come to expect from us.
Join the LAP
Sharky Malarkey
Let me begin by telling you all how LAP saved my life. Before I became a member, I lived an existence that few can recover from. I tried to do good, but was lost in the shadows, adrift under the weight of youth and misunderstanding. Yes folks, I can now admit to myself and others that I was dwindling my life away in another Top 5 party. Luckily I was yanked from this desolate place and am here to tell you good people that there is life beyond.
LAP prides itself on being the “party of new beginnings”. Anyone who comes with somewhat sane ideas and motivation will be given a place and a voice. Our forums are always open, as well as a dedicated group who keep the IRC alive.
So come, join us. Set yourself free.
Forum Feast
Maxmillian VonWillebrand
That’s right ladies and gentlemen - The Feast of Kings is NEW AND IMPROVED!!! If you have been able to take advantage of our most humble of offerings (that is available to anyone who fills out THIS FORM) then you’re about to be blown away…
Wait for it…
OK - So by filling out the form above, you can receive 300 wellness in food every day - but NOW, for all of our LAP members, if you go to THIS THREAD and post a request, you will get 600 WELLNESS IN FOOD!!! Thats right, 600 wellness in free food - every day - simply by being a member of the LAP and requesting the food in the forum.
Now everyone else can still request the 300 wellness by using the form available to all eCitizens (regardless of party affiliation), but come on - this is just one MORE reason to come and join the LAP today!!! Better hurry before the monkeys come down and eat all the food!!
Music for Our Eyes
Lothair Carlovingian
Calling all LAP dancers! I like getting rewarded for minimal work, don’t you? Good! Then I highly recommend participating in the LAP media contest! All you have to do is publish an article having the subject matter be “Why join LAP?” of at least 100 words with the tag [LAP] before the title and send Lothair Carlovingian a PM with the link. If you do this, you will automatically get 10 Q7 tanks! If at least 10 LAP dancers participate, there will be additional rewards for:
“Best Overall Article”
“Most Voted”
“Most Creative”
“Most Comments” (not including the author)
“Most LAP Votes” (voted on the LAP forum)
The rewards for each of these will consist of 40 Q7 tanks and 1000 Q6 food for the lucky five winners! Those winners will be determined by the LAP leadership (with the exception of the “Most LAP Votes”). Why not enter?
| | | | | Your Liberty Advancement Media Team:
Custer, TellUrGrlThx, Maxmillian VonWillebrand, Lothair, Sharky Malarkey, and Irule777
Support this newspaper and the LAP Media Classes by Shouting this Shout!
The Lap Dancers' Gazette Vol 8
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2371675/1/20
We’re Back!
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First for LAP dances and dollar bills!!!
Another lovely edition, go LAP Dancers!
Thanks to everyone who supported us by writing in this edition btw...
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Glad you like the scribbles of the day...Thanks for reading!!
To be honest, I would have already joined LAP, but no one seemed to want to bother to answer any of my questions in the party IRC.
Oh well. :/
well i liek the idea of power of ten,
for every 10 players,
1 join a party,
for every 10 party memebrs
1 comments in the in game chat box
for every 10 memebrs who comment in the chat box
1 uses the meta game forums
for every 10 who use meta game forums
1 uses irc.
so there are 4 active people in irc,
if they each are on 8 hours a day, for a total of eight hours two people are on irc a day!
Not sure what this has to do with anything, but OK
i guess i should be clear,
no one uses irc! or so little that saying none would be acceptable
Sorry to hear that, Jude. I try to scroll back and re read the log but don't always catch everything... PM me and I'll try to answer your questions.
I missed the dancer, but I like the monkey.
Interesting idea. Are you taking foreign entries?
The writing contest is open to all members of LAP.
I'm out of luck then, as I already have a party. Good luck with the competition 🙂
Great article v+s
I love getting rewards for minimal work!
Well, you may have to work the pole for a shift...
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