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Lap Dancers’ Gazette Vol.6: LAP Dances & Hot Wings!!
Dateline: Saturday, January 11th, 2014 (Day 2244)
Location: Liberty Advancement Party Headquarters
Music: Auld Lang Syne - Happy New Year

Today’s LAP Dance:
: 1: A White Nest
: 2: LAP PP Primary & Recruiting
: 3: Where’s Custer?
: 4: Today’s Meme

Contributing to Today’s Edition:
Irule777, Maxmillian VonWillebrand, Sharky Malarkey, Lothair Carlovingian, DylanBAS, and Party President TellUrGrlThx



A White Nest
_{Lothair Carlovingian}

Fellow eAmericans, it is an honor and a privilege to write to you once more. It is my deepest pride and greatest pleasure to say “Happy New Year” to you all on behalf of the LAP leadership.

As 2014 dawns, the sun is shining brightly on the fruited plains of the eUS. From sea to shining sea, prosperity has finally returned to the land, thanks in no small part to the effective ouster of significant PTO threat and the brilliant leadership of NewAzazel and his recent predecessors. These are enormous shoes to fill, but a brave soul, Wild Owl, has decided to try them on. As such, the LAP media department is compelled to do its best to summarize for the eAmerican people what is likely in store for them.

Wild Owl, with a policy grounded in practicality and realism, seeks to set up straightforward foreign policy initiatives, reinvigorate the domestic sector of eAmerican life, promote national unity, and reassert eAmerica’s sovereignty in the turbulent international politics of our day. To help him accomplish these lofty (but reachable) goals, the bird of prey has organized an all-star Cabinet.

As we move into the first month of a new year, the eUnited States is poised to see happiness and growth it has not known in a very long time. It is the sincere hope of the Liberty Advancement Party that Wild Owl can guide the stars and stripes down just such a path, and we are sure we are of the same mind as all eAmericans when we wish good luck to the new president.



LAP PP Primary
_{Maxmillian VonWillebrand}

With the Party President elections just days away, people are buzzing around, scratching for something new...Or are they looking for something familiar under the surface?




It would seem that in the LAP, it would be more the latter as the primaries have run their course and there have been no other nominations to succeed TellUrGrlThx as President. Running unopposed, TellUrGrlThx will continue as Party President for this next term. More LAP Dances for everyone!!!







(Recruitment Message)
_{Maxmillian VonWillebrand}


So what’s the buzz about these days in the LAP? The fact that we were a “placeholder” party initially to serve as a blocker is always out there - but look where we are now. With just a bit over 50 members separating the 2nd thru 5th parties, it’s a matter of fact that the LAP is here to stay!

Are you looking for the opportunity to break into politics? Whether you’re a newer player or a seasoned vet, it’s never a bad time to become part of the driving force behind our eNation’s legacy (and have all the help you’ll need along the way). Join us on IRC in the room #LAP and stop in for a chat. LAP Dances For Everyone!! (Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of $1 bills)






Where’s is George Armstrong Custer?
_{Sharky Malarkey}


So it seems that the will of fate has laid it’s miserable hand upon our favorite guru of spin, Custer. After spending an emotionally draining weekend consoling his Dallas Cheerleader mistress, Custer has had to retreat to the hills of Beverly, where his monkey and him were most recently spotted giving dance lessons to the real Real Housewives. No need to fear though, General Custer will return… just as soon as that restraining order is dropped.






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Your Liberty Advancement Media Team:
Custer, TellUrGrlThx, Irule777, DylanBAS, Lothair, Sharky Malarkey, and Maxmillian VonWillebrand

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