Kume daj neki dinar....Endorse zadatak
NislijaBre
Zaposli se Fata, dobije svoje računar, radi svakodnevno na njemu, sve ide super. Međutim, jedan dan se razboli i ne dođe na posao, a njenim kolegama treba nešto s njenog računara, ali ne znaju lozinku (password).
Zovu oni Fatu:
- "Fato, koja ti je lozinka na računaru?"
Kaže Fata:
- "Velkom".
Probaju oni: 'WELLCOME' - neće. Probaju 'VELKOM' - neće. 'VELLCOME', 'WELCOME' - ništa neće.
Zovu oni Fatu ponovo: "Fato, kaži nam koliko slova ima ova tvoja lozinka?"
- "Pa jedno", kaže Fata.
- "Pa kako jedno, pobogu?!", pitaju kolege opet.
- "Pa vel'ko M!"
Uhvatili drotovi Pericu i Ivicu kako duvaju travu pa ih doveli pred sudiju.
- "Posto vam je prvi put...rece sudija...dat cu vam opciju da ne idete u zatvor. Morate obojica sljedeca tri mjeseca za kaznu da odvratite od droge sto vise prijatelja kako god znate i umijete."
Nakon 3 mjeseca vratili se oni pred sudiju a sudija zatrazi izvjestaj.
- "Ja sam odvratio od droge ukupno 12 prijatelja...", rece Ivica ponosno.
- "Odlicno", rece sudija: "kako si to uspio?"
- "Pa fino, nacrto sam dva kruga na list papira, jedan mali i jedan veliki. Onda sam raji objasnio da veliki je krug velicina mozga ako ne duvas a mali krug je mozak onoga koji pusi travu."
- "Sjajno! A koliko si ti Perice uspio da odvratis drugova od trave?"
- "Ja sam odvratio 47 ljudi druze sudija."
- "Ma nemoj", zacudjeno ce sudija: "kako si uspio da odvratis toliki broj."
- "Pa vidite druze sudija, ja sam nacrto ista dva kruga samo sto sam raji objasnio da je mali krug velicina supka onih koji ne puse, a oni koji budu pusili na kraju ce da zaglave u zatvoru i supak ce im biti kao ovaj veliki krug."
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