Krakkensaurus
Day 2,483, 03:31
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Published in Ireland 
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by Releasethe Krakken
Krakkensaurus - Krakkens Thesaurus
Partici Pants - Italian type Pants that partici patè in an competition. Since woman no longer wear dresses (not as much) this is now a unisex term and even woman may now Partici Patè in elections.
Partici Patè - Placing your Italian patè in front of the person you want to become Country President whilst wearing a Partici Pant. Krakken got 23 partici patès
Dropping 70/verb dropped 70: Dropping 70 kgs weight in a day. Kordak changed his locks and dropped 70 (ninapje) in a day.
Pet Antic - Making native english speakers antsy about their language. After suffering 12 years through school and hating language lessons a sudden transition occured and most english speakers have grown now a sudden font ness for their language expressed often in pet antic lessons to non native speakers such as its you're not your you are not your.
Font ness : The font everyone loves due to its close resemblance to Nessy. All font ness letters/numbers have a letter riding on top of Nessi.
Due to its size good for ran some notes etc.
Your: you are. Krakken has decided due to your and you're sounding too similar non native speakers may now use use your in place of you're and eff that guy on the grammy's with the skit about internet trolls.
Ran some: When your taken ransom and due to your fatness cant run more than 50 meters from your captors. Peter ran some before the Somalian pie rates caught him again.
Pie rates: People that rates several pies in a day. Oh crap the pie rates is hero to rate our pies.
Hero: To return to a place at a certain hour . From Here o' Clock. NyX Lynx will comment hero in about 4 hours about stupid people.
Andouille Lavette: Silly sausage lazy girl. The act of writing an excuse /spin article where you make up some lie about why you did nothing your term or spin your term as if you were in fact doing a lot so much in fact that you had no time {/facepalm) left to inform the pop ul ice what you were up to or down with.
Pop ul ice: People that is so popular their cooled by association.
Ember Ass: you said something so stupid your ass is hurting in advance of the coming pwning comments that will befell you. Sweet Drinker ember assed himself whilst writing something in a drunken state about fishing which some people took to mean economics.
Partici Pants - Italian type Pants that partici patè in an competition. Since woman no longer wear dresses (not as much) this is now a unisex term and even woman may now Partici Patè in elections.
Partici Patè - Placing your Italian patè in front of the person you want to become Country President whilst wearing a Partici Pant. Krakken got 23 partici patès
🙂whilst Kordak who already have a weight problem got 51 partici patès
🙁
Dropping 70/verb dropped 70: Dropping 70 kgs weight in a day. Kordak changed his locks and dropped 70 (ninapje) in a day.
Pet Antic - Making native english speakers antsy about their language. After suffering 12 years through school and hating language lessons a sudden transition occured and most english speakers have grown now a sudden font ness for their language expressed often in pet antic lessons to non native speakers such as its you're not your you are not your.
Font ness : The font everyone loves due to its close resemblance to Nessy. All font ness letters/numbers have a letter riding on top of Nessi.
Due to its size good for ran some notes etc.
Your: you are. Krakken has decided due to your and you're sounding too similar non native speakers may now use use your in place of you're and eff that guy on the grammy's with the skit about internet trolls.
Ran some: When your taken ransom and due to your fatness cant run more than 50 meters from your captors. Peter ran some before the Somalian pie rates caught him again.
Pie rates: People that rates several pies in a day. Oh crap the pie rates is hero to rate our pies.
Hero: To return to a place at a certain hour . From Here o' Clock. NyX Lynx will comment hero in about 4 hours about stupid people.
Andouille Lavette: Silly sausage lazy girl. The act of writing an excuse /spin article where you make up some lie about why you did nothing your term or spin your term as if you were in fact doing a lot so much in fact that you had no time {/facepalm) left to inform the pop ul ice what you were up to or down with.
Pop ul ice: People that is so popular their cooled by association.
Ember Ass: you said something so stupid your ass is hurting in advance of the coming pwning comments that will befell you. Sweet Drinker ember assed himself whilst writing something in a drunken state about fishing which some people took to mean economics.
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This is a strange article lol
our language has a lot of this kind of jokes like vreedsaam and vreet saam sounds similarly so a new joke has popped up where we say we are all vreet saam when a lot of ppl is eating together or a family. we also refer to a person being a fkd tor instead of faktor to refer to person becomng a prospect. a fkd tot would be a beetle hitting your windshield at 100km .
Strangely, for unexplained reasons I like it.
Must be the your and you're. Was a good point \o/
Bit like its & never write it's
I dont read as much as I did before so perhaps the reason for the few grammar errors I made.
other thing is of course faint grey text that is used in comments. I type reasonable fast so sometimes miss a mistake. Not a professional typist or schooled in it. 2 finger whacker. one often hit a letter before other letters do not hit a letter hard enough and tend to to sound what you type hence your you're from form and its it's
I was not criticising, I did not notice any errors in your article RTC. I thought your article was good.
I was just tossing a factoid in, that because of uncertainty as to what is mean ( a contraction for it is, or indicating possession) , it's is never used always rendered as its.
(things were quiet & I was just poseing 🙁 )
On cellphone was just discussing normally I dont care about grammar.
And that is why Krakken was elected for a king of community...
This articles are so advanced no wander Orcs get confused so easily...
Orcs don't get confused, they are born confused......until clerics liberate them from their erroneous path.
Brilliant article Krakken, I really love it....have read it twice 🙂