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Kovacskoko goes to Matzalandia

63 Day 570, 06:17 Indonesia
Kovacskoko goes to Matzalandia

Well, we all know Kovacskoko. Even those know him who have never seen him, never met with him, never talked to him. We know him by the famous 'koko' articles, the ones that are kicking asses, making fun of funny people, and making eyes widen all over the world - but especially when he takes his paper, the Black Market News to our dearest neighbour, eRomania to kick some matza-asses and good-humouredly spam media there.

He is going to kick some of the implanted matzanesian asses now, if we help him; he is running for party presidency in the infamous Matzanesia Party, in order to rename it to Epic Fail Party, which is its correct name now. Let us all help him who are in Indonesia now, let us show these sorry matzanesians what a real Hungarian party TO looks like, and let us show a certain finger to all who thought to break the friendship between eIndonesia and eHungary.

On the election day, join to Matzanesian Ruling Elite Party, and vote for Kovacskoko!

Let us kick their asses for once and all - out of Indonesia, back home to where they belong to!

Vote for Kovacskoko!


Quicksilver

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AndyMiller
35
AndyMiller Day 570, 06:20

Csak nehogy valaki megtudja...

 
Adam Zahovay
26
Adam Zahovay Day 570, 06:20

GO KOKO!

 
Mistwalker
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Mistwalker Day 570, 06:21

Yes, please grace the world with your worthles sense of humour.

 
UjedinjenoSrpskoKraljevstvo
Or
UjedinjenoSrpskoKraljevstvo Day 570, 06:22

 
Cushalex
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Cushalex Day 570, 06:23

@Quick... what is this... not your style... or you want revenge for "Budapesta pamant romanesc"?

If you think it would hurt us if you succeed you are terribly wrong.

It will never be the same like "Budapesta pamant romanesc".


Cheers
Cushalex

 
Kovacskoko
26
Kovacskoko Day 570, 06:24

Mistwalker! Pls. candidate! I want to run against you! But Petrescu or Coliba will do as well...

 
Kovacskoko
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Kovacskoko Day 570, 06:27

Cushalex: Your country lost EVERYTHING in the last month, nobody remembers on the glory of the romanian empire. You are now not more than political terrorists and it must be finished now.

 
ElTorque
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ElTorque Day 570, 06:28

Funny how you call an operation that managed to send home about 800 Gold a failure.

Let me spell failure for you.

FAILURE is stealing money from newborn countries, and doing so endorsed by your government makes it a DOUBLE FAILURE.

FAILURE is taking pride in useless victories - like taking over a country after it's served its purpose (Matzalandia, if you need me to spell it out) or a party that has done the same.

FAILURE is drawing wrong conclusions after uneven battles.

Till we meet again

 
RefDev
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RefDev Day 570, 06:32

YES, Kovacskoko
is the anti-eRomainan superagent of the HUNsworm

sün!

 
RefDev
24
RefDev Day 570, 06:34

elTorque, Guritza!

sün!

 
Kovacskoko
26
Kovacskoko Day 570, 06:37

ElTorque:
FAILURE is accusing everybody with cheating
FAILURE is loosing a half eWorld for 800 Gold
FAILURE is saying about a battle after the received 250000 bonus dam. points that it was uneven

 
RefDev
24
RefDev Day 570, 06:41

@eltorque
who did this? who is the thief?
Law proposals
Donate

Proposed by Victor Petrescu, 4 months ago

Do you agree to transfer 26000 IRR from the country accounts to United Forces?

<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/Pakistan/law/3283" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/Pakistan/law[..]/3283</a>

 
DonVitoPedjone
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DonVitoPedjone Day 570, 06:43

FAILURE is to much talk!

 
gempol63
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gempol63 Day 570, 06:43

awesome...)

Hail Great Leader Kovacskoko...!!!!

\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/
\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/

 
AK47-M
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AK47-M Day 570, 06:44

At least you all agreed that the right name is Matzalandia ) That's great, even you make a confusion still, but I guess you will learn yourselves with the time:
MATZANEZIA!

 
Mistwalker
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Mistwalker Day 570, 06:44

@Kovacskoko : I only stayed there while it was fun and tangible, I'm not an advocate for lost causes. From my point of view you should have been there when everyone cared

Now you'll just run for no real gain and gloat about yet another toy we got tired of. But by all means please waste your resources and votes there

 
Galantai
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Galantai Day 570, 06:48

Mistwalker:

A toy you tired of or one that you lost? In all your efforts you managed to steal 800 golds from Indonesia, and now you are happy? You have lost all your high regions (except the grain) and your country is walled around by PEACE:) And you have lost a 1-on-1 battle in Dnipro where you spent your last pennies and now you are sweating to try to pay back the 6000 gold that you owe... Now that is what I call EPIC FAIL:)

 
Ludrew
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Ludrew Day 570, 06:50

Kovacskoko for president! Or at least, for party president!

 
Zoli
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Zoli Day 570, 06:51

Lets dance o/o/o/o/o/o/o/

 
Zoli
45
Zoli Day 570, 06:51

\o\o\o\o\o\o\o

 
Kovacskoko
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Kovacskoko Day 570, 06:51

Mistwalker: Hand over the party for an indonesian and you will not being beaten by a hungarian... It would be much better for you...

 
RefDev
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RefDev Day 570, 06:53

@eltorque
do you remember the dayChange bug?

at 00:00 you almost always was on-line as your army corp also, and why?

we wondered how the hack can you attack 10 times a day, using the hospital 2 times/day

and why all eRo army corps attack at 00:00

this was the reason you reached almost Karnataka,
since the bug was corrected you lost everything

so who cheated?

who created baby farms?
did you read in the insider?
the romanians

see ex-ePresidents article:
<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/hai-sa-nu-ne-mai-mintzim-singuri-bbc--820002/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/hai-[..]1/20</a>
he admit that the baby-cloning farm plan was ready on his eDesk

deci guritza!


KovácsKoko go sün go go!

 
ElTorque
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ElTorque Day 570, 06:54

"In all your efforts you managed to steal 800 golds from Indonesia, and now you are happy?"

We got it from INDONESIA. Not from Peru, not from Norway, not from Lithuania. From IN DO NE SI A.

 
Mihu Copilu
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Mihu Copilu Day 570, 07:10

Quick: very dissapointed

 
do3in
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do3in Day 570, 07:10

Indonesians.. your Hungarians Masters is calling you. They wants you to be their slaves again.

 
RefDev
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RefDev Day 570, 07:13

lol elTorque

its Atlantis misinformation the Lithuanian issue
And Norway was destroyed by eRomaia,
eRo took the high iron regions, so you stabbed on the back you own ally

Peru, what about Peru?
nobody touched Peru, not even you yet

 
Quicksilver
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Quicksilver Day 570, 07:13

we too can spell that name ElTorque!

 
fernando muslera
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fernando muslera Day 570, 07:16

Voted

 
Mihu Copilu
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Mihu Copilu Day 570, 07:17

@RefDev

Easy on the swearing in Romanian...

 
Tatatyk
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Tatatyk Day 570, 07:34

Probably in your dreams, ArgintIute. Dreams of thieves & sharpers.
Grace of the Admin's policy, this game becomes your's paradise.

 
RefDev
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RefDev Day 570, 07:34

Guritza! Mihaitza

copilu' cui esti taica?
a lu' nea' Torque?

ai vazut?
diu1so FM mare si tare
acu' diu2so un prunc dragalas

ole'le bebe

 
Phortoz
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Phortoz Day 570, 07:39

 
Pun Cipo Cogteto
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Pun Cipo Cogteto Day 570, 07:40

@ElTorque

Do you know what a "party szemöldök" is? Or what does "a románok férfi kiszeltündéje" mean?

(Hint: google it, or ask a székely about it)

 
AdiGri
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AdiGri Day 570, 07:42

This article is so yesterday material. But then, what can you expect? At least we all agree that this part of the world should be called Matzanesia. I hope that your indo friends noticed that.

 
Faczan
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Faczan Day 570, 07:47

Ez tök jó! De 1 ilyen közérdekű infot miért nem közölsz magyarul is? Több indonéziai magyar értené.

I'm just asking why isn't there a Hungarian translation.

 
silviu24
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silviu24 Day 570, 07:53

Everywhere we goo you follow us..You love us so much.. And about returning home...You mean Matzangury..Quiksilver...that's the second place where we want to go..See you there....

 
IndoBot
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IndoBot Day 570, 08:03

\o\o\o\o\o\o\o

For the lulz!!!

 
Kag1
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Kag1 Day 570, 08:20

Ce articol funny . Credeti ca suntem americani sau ?

 
Bismark
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Bismark Day 570, 09:27

what a cheapskate! You don't want to spend 40G so you try to steal someone else's party. Partypooper! Why didn't you ask nicely? We would have all chipped in and bought you a brand new party for your birthday. Or we can let you have this one. We don't mind.
When's your birthday, btw? And what's your RL adress? I wanna order 50 pizza's to your house.

 
Cushalex
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Cushalex Day 570, 10:14

Failure is when your hypocrite... Some of you Hungarians are so frustrated about what Romania has been, that even now that we have lost everything (like you said) we are still a pain in your behind.

I'm not judging you actions (TO and so on). It's part of the game. About the cheating even Quicksilver knows it's true (especially in the last fight for WSR).

So Kovacskoko, just relax. Don't try your propaganda on me. It's ok. Do what you have to do, and we'll do what we have to do.

Cheers
I was only surprised about this article comming from Quicksilver. Like i said it's not her style. But i guess she wants revenge for "Budapesta pamant romanesc" and i was just trying to underline that it won't have the same impact, EVER.

 
ElTorque
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ElTorque Day 570, 10:55

Oh, Quicksilver, one more thing - I can think of at least 5 elegant ways to suck up to the new hungarian masters. This move is cheap, uncalled for and rather... dumb. I know you're wise enough to realize you're only stirring up the hate cauldron on both sides. Again.

 
Kovacskoko
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Kovacskoko Day 570, 13:27

Bismark: hand over the party now, please... btw. i had my birthday in may. But you can order for me pizzas anytime.

Cushalex: 1. we will gladly help our allies... 2. i don't want to participiate in the ehungarian politics under our present government, and because of it, i'm here now. I want to help for my friends, thats all. I hate only most of the people of one nation, but it isn't the romanian (but those are well known in your country too).

ElTorque: I've asked Quicksilver for publish an article about my candidature. It wasn't her idea.

 
vladb
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vladb Day 570, 14:17

Lets make a bet .

I bet 5 Gold against any hungarian that you will fail in this action .

Any hungarian to accept the bet or it's just lulz propaganda for you again ?
Frankly I am kind of fed up of your propaganda .
At least do it smart ..you manage to become a power and start flexing your muscles around ?
You are not even half the empire Romania was so at least try smart propaganda .

I bet 5 gold ..any takers ?

 
vladb
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vladb Day 570, 14:18

RefDev ..esti un nesimtit.
Stii 2 cuvinte in romaneste si te dai smecher .
Mama ta nu ti-a dat peste bot cand erai mic si faceai gurita prin casa ?
Nu ai cei 7 ani de acasa ?

 
Mihu Copilu
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Mihu Copilu Day 570, 14:33

@Refdev

I don't know why I'm still wasting my breath on you guys. I tried to keep the conversation at a polite and civil level but I guess I was wrong as to whom I was adressing to.

I refuse to answer you in Romanian, you just know a few bad words (by the way, these expressions are use by eight graders in the schoolyard) and you think you got us all surprised here.

As for Quicksilver, I am sorry you are not living up to your nickname...I just unsubscribed from your paper that I started reading ever since I joined eRep. Hell, your articles were a lot better than the usual crap I'm seeing here.

"Let us kick their asses for once and all - out of Indonesia, back home to where they belong to!"

This doesn't sounds like you at all, propaganda or not.

Signed - a dissapointed reader.

 
Cushalex
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Cushalex Day 570, 16:23

@Kovacskoko: good luck! I'm glad you returned to a polite conversation.
Like Mihu Copilu said Quick disappointed at this moment. But reading her articles for some time know I know this also defines her...

I won't bet 5 gold. Hell I don't even care if you succeed. I just try to find a new meaning for my eLife

@RefDev i guess even a few of your comrades are ashamed that you fight under the Hungarian flag.

And yeah! Remember one thing: What goes up must came down! We are the living proof. You are now exception. Sooner or later it will get you and when it does... well I won't even enjoy it...

 
AdrianHashu
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AdrianHashu Day 570, 17:28

"Let us kick their asses for once and all - out of Indonesia, back home to where they belong to!" Very funny and stupid in the same time. What is the link between the party elections and the place we wanna live? We dont even live in Indonezia, we are the proud citizens of Matzanesia.
Let's presume that kokowhatever run for president of one of our parties, win and change its name in Epic Fail party. For us is no big deal, but for you it will be an epic fail. It's easy for us to take control of another party or even make a new one, just before the elections and nothing changes:)
In the mean time, we will be still here, working "hard" for indo and hun companies, with the lowest wellness possible. We will continue to think to a lot of other ways to make your life unpleasant here, and I'm not meaning to cheat, as some of you did and, maybe, still do. It's just easier to destroy than to build.
So do what you wanna do, but please do not put more gasoline on this national hate fire. We have a thousand years of history in RL, full of hatred and fights. It's bad enough that there are people like zoli or few other hungarians who are acting so rough, stupidly insulting Romania, even they are romanian citizens. We dont need this kind of flame, because it make us all forget that erep is a game.

 
Ninja Org
Or
Ninja Org Day 570, 21:17

Vote for Kovacskoko!

 
Kevi
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Kevi Day 570, 22:53

dissapointed.

 
vladb
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vladb Day 570, 22:58

Quicksilver ..aren't you a fan of the theocrats .

Do you know what they did in Switzerland ?

What's the difference ?

Why didn't you campaign against sending the theocrats asses back to their home ?

 
Masila
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Masila Day 571, 00:15

One of my first Hungarian friend
Kovacskoko...
The man who accepted me and talked to me much in the Hungarians Chat Room
Will he make Indos as Slave?
Hohoho, i know this man more then you

Voted!!!

Harcra Fel!
-Satu eIndonesiaku-

 
KosmoGraph
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KosmoGraph Day 571, 00:50

Kovacskoko - the epic fail
Go home, smithy (that's your name's translation, after all) and let us TO Matzalandia once and for all.

 
aniujual
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aniujual Day 571, 02:27

Where are those FAMOUS articles ? I've never read any single article of this guy and he's not even a media mogul ... Is this the kind of FAMOUS guy that you're sending to TO a party ? This is how the hungarian version of VP looks like ? Lame, if you ask me, very lame )

 
GerulaA
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GerulaA Day 571, 02:48

Your country lost everything ,Kovacskoko!!!
And I believe you know what I mean...
So we have no problems with you and your little frustrations from RL.

 
hudiyawan
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hudiyawan Day 571, 03:00

let's dancee o/o/o/o/o/o/

 
Iluvatar
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Iluvatar Day 571, 04:50

how about starting to kiss'em before kicking'em ?

 
Ramses The 3rd
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Ramses The 3rd Day 571, 10:22

wkwkwkwk

lets kick eRrormanian a.k.a MATZABLAY as*

/me kick eLoLmanian as*

 
eka susilo
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eka susilo Day 572, 02:08

we'll never let gypsies and vampires take over our country. Maju terus Indonesiaku!

 
AdrianHashu
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AdrianHashu Day 572, 04:36

@eka susilo Take a good look at you, in the mirror, before speaking about gypsies, my little yellow-brown enemy:) I am sure that your mother had lot of skirts and your father wear a big, round hat and has a huge moustache, like a bycicle handle bar:))

 
AdrianHashu
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AdrianHashu Day 572, 04:39

@indos&hungarians We are glad that you call us vampires. At least, vampires are always young, beautifull, very strong and immortal. Yeah, they suck blood, but just blood. You just suck:))

 
hudiyawan
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hudiyawan Day 572, 06:10

marmut diem aja dah

 
Mihu Copilu
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Mihu Copilu Day 572, 08:48

@Adrian

Hahahaha, owned.

 
Adizere
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Adizere Day 572, 12:03

you may have matza
it has no purpose anymore
what it was designed to do.. it did..