Korean Leadership Reveals Plan for World Domination
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by Timothy Hughes
[EDIT] Please note that this article is ridiculous and clearly a joke.
A controversial and revolutionary announcement was made in comment on Kommissar Mikhail's recent article announcing his return from the brink of his two-click abyss of a summer.
In this article, renown Korean political figure daviddvd announced Korea's plan to conquer the entire globe beginning with "Hamgyong and some other regions...", according former President Coldriver.
Ironically, or not, Korea's valiant string of military victories against the Chinese have laid the foundation for a lasting bond between the two countries. But will this friendship flourish and bear the fruit of world domination?
"Yep," comments Tsukae, native of Pyongan, followed by daviddvd's flacid comment; "Corea is [dude seriously] going to [f'ingdominate] the [entire f'ing] world !" (some verbage added).
According to reputable commentary, Korean conquest is not only inevitable, but is reality because Korea is, in fact, right now, "ruling the world."
Believe it or not, it's happened in the past, states Minister of Korean Awesomness, Paolo Cheng.
Look out world, here we come... are... was. North Korea is here to stay.
And the entire North Korean Communist Party laughed in response.
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I laugh too xaxaxa 😃
w00t o/
I like this article!
Korea only beat China because theres never any Chinese in the battles
Its still funny so ill vote
A dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the shrimps.
The Chinks are invading
votado
@ Tsukae
This article was a complete joke, just like the comments in the article it's refering to. 🙂
@ KiteiKan
The Chinese and Korea were land swapping for the mutual benefit of both parties. It's slightly humorous because, IRL, there is no way this would build relations between the two. In the game, it's a legitimate strategy that has been well performed for the benfit of Poland, China, NK, the US etc, in their attempts to move Poland into Asia and take Lion King (the high iron region to our immediate West).
@ North Koreans
North Korea has great leadership and definite potential as a nation, thought right now, it needs a lot of things, including journalists who can keep the general populace in the know about whats going on with our leadership and about the decisions being made in our country. This includes the topics that have become running jokes in our nation... like world conquest (which started when former Pres. Coldriver set his campaign goals for the last presidential election. His three goals were "control 14 new regions," "control 15 new regions" and "control 11" new regions.
Obvious joke is obvious, haha 🙂