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Killer2001 kicked from Army for spam sniffing !

Day 1,823, 03:34 Published in United Kingdom Israel by Sir Winston S Churchill


Shocking News from the British Army

Last night details came in about killer2001 (former army captain)

He was seen sniffing spam (outlawed in the Army since 1972) at 13.00 hours, at 14.00 he donned his spam outfit and went on a mad one !

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Then for the next 5 hours out of his head on spam went on some crazy spammed fuel attack on some of the nations much loved icons.


We then found killer2001 in a heap at his flat , telling us he has found a new religion and his seen the light.

Spam Sniffing is not allowed in army , it sends you mad , anyone found sniffing spam will be thrown out the army.

This morning we put Killer2001 on a boat to Cyprus, maybe in a few months after his rehab we will let him back in !

We wish Killer2001 well and hope he gets all the help he needs !

The British Army
 

Comments

cenodekaMKD
cenodekaMKD Day 1,823, 03:41

: X

Marko MK
Marko MK Day 1,823, 03:49

Good one
hahahha

Treacherous
Treacherous Day 1,823, 03:58

LOL

Mary.A
Mary.A Day 1,823, 04:50

: )

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 1,823, 04:54

I do not condone the use of the image of the church of Old Trafford in this article. Sad times indeed

You may call me V
You may call me V Day 1,823, 04:56

Blame killer he choose some of the nations much loved icons to attack and Old Trafford was one of them !

BaskB
BaskB Day 1,823, 05:13

I personally condone the attacking of Old Trafford, infact I think he should do it again as am sure those Reds will just employ more of thier foreign followers to replace those lost

Betafoxtrot
Betafoxtrot Day 1,823, 05:40

This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

You may call me V
You may call me V Day 1,823, 06:23

Never - well done Holmes

Consett Ripper
Consett Ripper Day 1,823, 07:47

LOL. May the attacks on Old Trafford continue.

killer2001
killer2001 Day 1,823, 08:17

this is going on my wiki when I get unbanned from it

NueveOcho
NueveOcho Day 1,823, 08:23

lol

Alfagrem
Alfagrem Day 1,823, 09:13

Spam destroys lives and tears families apart.

ottomancypriot
ottomancypriot Day 1,823, 10:34

Heil spam!

Ironfists
Ironfists Day 1,823, 10:46

Dont let him back in!!!!!!

mick cain
mick cain Day 1,823, 13:43

lulz

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 1,824, 05:26

Just say no, kids

Xanthar Zaiban
Xanthar Zaiban Day 1,824, 08:14

No to spam?

Snugz
Snugz Day 1,824, 08:47

Spam on toast not on tonsil

Solytix
Solytix Day 1,824, 20:40

Wtf? The t**t is annoying enough, why give him more publicity in this game?

Dannyboy0014
Dannyboy0014 Day 1,824, 20:56

v

 
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