Sir Winston S Churchill
Shocking News from the British Army
Last night details came in about killer2001 (former army captain)
He was seen sniffing spam (outlawed in the Army since 1972) at 13.00 hours, at 14.00 he donned his spam outfit and went on a mad one !
Then for the next 5 hours out of his head on spam went on some crazy spammed fuel attack on some of the nations much loved icons.
We then found killer2001 in a heap at his flat , telling us he has found a new religion and his seen the light.
Spam Sniffing is not allowed in army , it sends you mad , anyone found sniffing spam will be thrown out the army.
This morning we put Killer2001 on a boat to Cyprus, maybe in a few months after his rehab we will let him back in !
We wish Killer2001 well and hope he gets all the help he needs !
The British Army
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