Katamari America Expands his Empire
Day 2,302, 13:30
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by Derphoof
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First for IMPERIALIST AMERICA
Second for Pony. :3
GWOWIOUS IMPERIAL AMERICA!
Why isn't Kuntada our hat? I mean I don't mind wearing a Kasa but...
Derp Artment FTW
Kanada will bend to our will eh? We will conquer the Maple Syrup mines to feed our empire!
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I lul'd and boated
Voted. Silly Kanucks
Just don't take so long wiping us this time. Kind of boring waiting for the real fighting to start.
I literally can't hear Canadians over the sound of having 10/10, they really showed us.
And now we'll make sure you fight like hell for your 10/10... We'll just continue RW your most important regions and drain your damage until somebody closer to your size pays you a visit. Everyone here knows. eAmericans can't take other eCountries their own size.
Cool story bro
Your money won't last forever.
Learn to read before making a comment.
All we have to do is drain your damage until a bigger country like, eSerbia decides to attack you directly.
Meow! ♥
Baja's determination is growing :3
We'll enjoy taking the USA out of the crucial fights.
You know Klop, I'd give your comment a 10/10. 😉
Also kudos Derpy for a good propaganda piece.
This is "good," is it? Interesting...
Is this finally an admission of the truth - that you only pick fights against smaller countries? Or are you still clinging to the delusion that this somehow has something to do with Serbia, and not your own bloated egos and vastly-inflated self-importance? Enjoy your 10/10 while it lasts.
You're just pathetic and nothing more to boast about these accomplishments of yours.
Cool story bro
Yes, very amusing.
I needz me some TP gold, pls hurry!
It is good for everyone, isn't it.
Yep, especially RL Romanians. They give shit for gold but love PayPal. xD
To add to an empire wouldn't you need to be able to actually hold onto regions?
Is fighting Canada to gain nothing of more importance than helping an ally such as the eUK? These priorities seem a little off to me.
eUK likes this :3
UK needs to stand up for themselves and invade us themselves ~_^
Our calendar is quite full for a while I'm afraid.
But we'll definitely consider it if you can teach us that ice football thing you play :3
Deal!
The graphic implies we came looking for a US War.. The reality is you came into the fray late as per USA tradition, and now that we beat all of yer friends off the continent, you come knocking once more.
I enjoy TP gold.. so I don't mind 🙂
I thought turning up late was the Canadian tradition?
Sloppy 3rds or 4ths seems to be your style from the eUK perspective. Shocked you didn't actually pass the NE this time.
And we'd gone through the effort of making marmite sammichs and crumpets ready for your arrival and everything! :3
/me passes around Maple syrup and bagged milk
Sorry.
It's okay klop, you can have impunity and come any time you like 😁
Maybe you can bring your friends over next month?
Voted.
And lol at people who take this stuff too seriously. Guys, the point of lulz propaganda is to entertain and energize your base. Instead of making angry comments about the merits of this article, how about you go write your own hilarious and overly generalized propaganda and make eRep better for everyone?
Finally 10/10 Congrats!
I'm ready.
War on Canada Guarentee's you lose your 10/10 bonus
>implying we care
Yes, but who gets to keep the cool hat?