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Jude's Very Own Personal and Unimportant New Year's CP Endorsement (Not That It Matters At All)

Day 2,601, 16:22 • Published in USA USA

• by Jude Conners

Greetings and Salutations. I'm Jude Conners and I would like to talk to you today about the upcoming Presidential election and my friend, George Armstrong Custer.

We all know Custer. That Old Fart has been around since 2009, a few months before me, even. He's been Secretary of Media under Oblige, Civil Anarchy, Israel Stevens, Pfeiffer, and Oblige again. He has also been in the USArmy, Cavalry, National Guard, Airborne, Training Corps, Marines, Special Forces, Civ MU, Rogue Squadron, Ultramarines, Australian Drop Bears and Swiss Armed Forces. He's been around longer than most and has outlasted many. Aside from that, he has been a standard fixture on eNPR and is the current party president of Old Fu-ks United - a Top Ten political party in our great USA.

Most of all, Custer is one of the people I call a friend. Because of that... THAT ALONE... It is my distinctive pleasure to personally endorse him for the position of Country President of the eUSA.

You see,it doesn't matter that a person doesn't have foreign policy experience or if a person has been head of whatever the hell we are calling the strategic military council these days. This is a game... Custer is my friend... ergo, he gets my personal endorsement. Not to mention that he obviously gets what this retarded game is about... WAR!

George Armstrong Custer
Custer's Stand, Day 2601

So join me in pressing the button for Custer on January 5th. Cause really... why the hell not, right?!?!

As always, it's been your pleasure.

Listen to the Magic Carpet Ride with Jude Connors - LIVE every Friday Night 19:00-22:00 eRepublik time on RadioStar.FM. You'll be glad you did!

Comments

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 2,601, 16:47

Well written article Jude.You"ve been great friend here in eUK to me.sadly you left for USA.Glad to see you happy there.Well done o7

Exalted Druid Day 2,601, 16:48

Wait..... I thought you were a UK citizen? What would you, as foreigner know?... Wait.... why would I, another foreigner care?

Carry on.

Jude Conners Day 2,601, 17:06

I'm American again.

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,601, 17:36

Haha. xD

catsch73 Day 2,601, 17:12

Yea!!!! Go Custer go...blow this Presidency out of the still (boring) waters!

catsch73 Day 2,601, 17:13

Glad to see you're a citizen of these here eUnited States Jude!

Jude Conners Day 2,601, 17:29

You just want this body... and my Quaker Oats

catsch73 Day 2,601, 18:14

Okay...yeah, it's the Quaker Oats. Ha!

The Dungeon Master Day 2,601, 17:52

Every picture in here should be a link.
I call this an opportunity wasted.
(;,,😉

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,603, 12:09

I would like to see what that ancient lady is looking at.

The Dungeon Master Day 2,603, 16:53

She is reading an article on Japanese cuisine.
"bukkake is more commonly used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba. In Western culture, the word presumably refers to the act of splashing fresh semen on a woman's face. "

George Armstrong Custer Day 2,601, 18:52

Custer’s election platform? War.
Big fat glorious War.
Kill ‘em all and let Dio sort ‘em out.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483658/1/20

thanks for your personal endorsement, Jude.
some say I don't have a snowball's chance in pig flyin' hell of winning, and they're probably right. but on the outside chance.. a chance I'm hoping America will take.. on the outside chance that I become your February President, I'll promise this:
it won't be "business as usual" from Minute One till the day I'm impeached.