The Angry Kitten

Hello, I will be running for Congress in the great state of Nevada as a candidate of the USWP Party. Here are my qualifications and opinions on a variety of issues:

Past Accomplishments

1. 3-Time President of the United States
2. Former Secretary of Defense
3. Creator of Seal Team 6
4. Former Brigadier General of the Airborne
5. Former CO of the eUSA Air Force
6. Typing Cat

Goals

1. Aid the President and the military in whatever means possible to win the war.
2. Fully support the funding and expansion of the new United States Military.
3. Facilitate better relations between the former eUSA military and Congress through constructive dialogue.
4. Build a cooperative relationship between INCI and the government.
5. Prepare plans to prevent Ajay Bruno from acquiring a top 5 party position.
6. Drink milk with one paw tied behind my back.

I look forward to being a representative from the great state of Nevada. It will be an honor to serve the citizens of this state and the eUSA. Please remember to vote for me in the coming elections!!!