Jokes for Missions

Day 2,466, 04:04 Published in Argentina Argentina by Newells
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign rea😛 "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.






The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"





Q: What's the downside to bigamy?
A: More than one mother-in-law.