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Joke of the Day!

Day 1,910, 18:16 by Homer J Simpson





On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."







Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.







"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."







She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!







 

Comments

Mann551
Mann551 Day 1,910, 18:26

heard it before

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 1,910, 19:10

Lol
Good stuff!

Henry the 8th
Henry the 8th Day 1,911, 00:08

\^/

klop123
klop123 Day 1,911, 16:56

haha

Pat Harper
Pat Harper Day 1,911, 16:56

looooool

Marinko Margarin
Marinko Margarin Day 1,911, 16:56

lol'd nice one

 
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