Joke corner

Day 1,805, 09:17 • Published in India Croatia • by Chengis Khan

Jokes startin'.... Just sit in a nice place because I think u'll fall down laughin'......

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''RS. 10000'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs RS 25000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's RS 100000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."
"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"
"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?

They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.

Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?

A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

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