Join the Technocratic Commune!
Day 901, 11:37
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by Shinybluepope
Greetings Technocrats and the pre-illuminated, I bring you great news! I have just opened up our first party commune !
Why Join Our Commune?
Why Should I Leave The Private Sector?
What Do I Need To Do To Join?
We've got more commune here than you can shake a stick at!
Why Join Our Commune?
When you join our commune, you will be in the company of like minded cyborgs and humans. You will have seven days worth of food transferred to your account every Sunday, quality depending on what you need. You will receive gifts when needed. Any time the budget allows, you will receive guns.
Making and getting awesome guns is awesome. Look to above picture for proof.
Why Should I Leave The Private Sector?
Some have asked me why they should choose to work in a commune being paid minimum wage ($1.00) when they can earn more in the private sector. Beyond that, many have asked me how on earth will they survive working for so little when the private sector pays them more and they STILL have a difficult time affording goods. The commune system is designed to provide you with everything you need. We make sure you have enough food to come back everyday with a high wellness citizen. We provide you with guns, when budget allows, so that you can develop your citizen's rank. There are other benefits as well, though I rather discuss those through private messages. Cue the sexy time music.
Sexy time.
What Do I Need To Do To Join?
There are two requirements for you to join. First, you must join our party or, if your level is to low to join a party, contact me expressing that you will join our party once able to. This is an effort to draw party members together folks. Second, apply for a job at our commune ! Joining our forums could not hurt either.
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Come join our party! Me, Gnaeus, and some homeless guy we paid to jam with us are having a ball!
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Official Technocratic Party Newspaper: http://tinyurl.com/ykgy79v
Technocrat IRC Channel: #techparty
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In eJapan myself, but we shall gladly battle your prototypes against our giant robots in Glorious VR Simulations.
Also, first. 😉
Indeed Sigrun, let the giant robot wars begin.
Why haven't you merged with all of the other minor parties yet?
Neat Idea. Hopefully your "all-in-one" program will help retain new citizens. Try not to go bankrupt though when your new players stop working and you've already paid them a week ahead.
Good point. I imagine we can always amend the terms of working at the commune if we run into any trouble.
Why haven't you merged with all of the other minor parties yet?
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show me this free robot 😃
"Why haven't you merged with all of the other minor parties yet?"
I don't think the benefits are worth a minute of my time. Particularly when we would have to give up our "culture."
...three mergers in the works as we speak...
We can talk if you like. My main issue is the last "offer" I received was basically just a request for me to have our members join their party.
>I don't think the benefits are worth a minute of my time. Particularly when we would have to give up our "culture."
Because having a secure top 5 is worthless. There are ways for you to keep your culture while forming The Unity Party, but the benefits would be enourmous, if you could drop your bullshit and think about the greater good for a second.
Yes, creating another large party conglomerate for the good of the country. Replacing our dying top parties with a couple of other troubled parties (looking at SEES' echos or lack there of) seems to really help. Look, my aim is to create a party that has members that actually enjoy being a part of their party. Simply getting people to join a party for the "greater good" leads to the floundering parties I was under the impression you abhorred. You may disagree with me on that point but I can't say I really care.
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Good luck, Technocrats. eJapan awaits a challenger.
@ Shinybluepope -
I support your desire to build an interesting attraction in eRep. Organizations created simply because they are the most efficient use of resources are usually pretty boring and only hold the attention of gamers looking for that efficiency. The RPers out there could care less about efficiency and would rather have some style to their play. Kudos!
Of course communism has never worked at any time any where in history, but who knows maybe it will work here. LOL
Oh come on. Erepublik's economic model is nothing like RL.
Technos sure are bomb-diggity.
Huh?
I'm interested. I hesitate for two reasons:
1. I would like to first develop my skill in Construction to the next integer
2. My involvement in the eUS Military may be in conflict
lol