Join the New Zealand Defense Forces
Othere
As we're all getting settled in our new homes in quaint New Zealand, I feel it is my obligation to share some news with you. We might lose all of what we have built here.
The threat of PTO is imminent, and fear of getting wiped off the map is real. In just a matter of weeks, our first congress will be elected and the protections that the admin have given us will be gone, and we will be vulnerable to military attacks.
The good news is that there is something you can do, Help your government get organized! In pre-election season it is vital to know who is on our side, and who pledges to help us defeat the PTO. The is where the NZDF comes in.
The NZDF is split into two branches. The Army and SAS.
The Army
The Army is the home branch. The home to politicians, businessman, and home-bodies. We fight proxy wars from home, via MPPs. Anyone interested in running for congress, or assisting the government by blocking on congressional elections day should sign up.
Sign up for the NZ Army
SAS
Special Air Service, is the mobile branch. You will be traveling the world, fighting for friends of eNew Zealand. Your services may still be required on congressional election day, so by joining the SAS you can still be doing your part.
Sign up for the NZ SAS
Colonel Othere Salvatore
CO eNew Zealand Army
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