Join the New 300

Day 1,071, 16:45 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Matthew Smith The awesomeness


In times long forgotten, the God-Emperor of Pakistan fought the evils of this world, the pig-disgusting Swedes and treacherous Spaniards, who sought to destroy the light and wisdom which had flourished in the deserts of Pakistan for millennia. He fought countless battles, slaughtered thousands of heretics and converted many more, but the enemy was relentless and kept throwing their rotten corpses at the Emperor in a desperate attempt to pillage and destroy the Holy Empire. The Emperor could easily hold them back on his own, but alas, being married to hundreds of /v/irgins, man and woman alike, draw his attention elsewhere. He decided he had to give the Pakistanis a means to fight the enemy, defend themselves, without being forced to rely on the God-Emperor for their very survival. And thus the 300 were born, the foremost elite warriors gathered from all corners of the Empire, united in their belief and loyalty to Dio. Under this system, and with the guidance of Dio and his messengers, Pakistan thrived into an empire that spanned across Asia. The army fought for Dio, /v/irginizing lands that had never accepted him as the leader he is. The 300 departed, along with Dio to different parts of the globe. Some people disappeared completely, while others blended into their new society.


Some made the long journeys to other countries while some just disappeared.

Today, a Pakistani Empire is, once again, on the rise, and Dioists around the world are returning to Pakistan. Now that India has been destroyed, we must plan for a wonderful future. We are on our way to reaching great heights that were last achieved under Dio?s guiding hand. Today, The New 300 will lead us in this great conquest, as we follow our beautiful leader. We can not rest now that India has been destroyed. As long as there is a Sweden region left on this map, we will not be stopped, and we will not stop following the will of Dio. Even the once believed extinct Shai-Hulud have returned to lead us into battle. Dio can hear us calling, and if we continue building this empire, he will be forced to return to lead us into battle, but he can not do it alone. We need all Dioists from around the globe to sign up, and to take arms against those who have been allowed to live in their pig-disgusting ways for too long.


A Sandworm and his faithful rider.

The New 300 will be compromised of 8 squads that will consist of ~30 members. There will be 20~ soldiers(who fight at the end of battles with their food), 5~ tanks(who have gold on hand in case they need to push a battle), and 2-3 distributors(who hand out food during battles). There will be a squad leader, chosen by me, to give the soldiers orders and keep them in control and ready. Each squad will be allowed to chose their own name,

Squads 1-3:
These will be mobile forces that will deploy wherever they are ordered to

Squads 4-6:
These will be the Imperial Guards that stay in Pakistan and help us fight battles while staying in our homes.

Royal Guar😛
This will be made up of the best of the best, they will be people unable to move (congress, president, etc), and will be given orders directly from the top.

Squad X:
Also known as the SSG, this squad will push battles wherever they are needed.

You need to commit to Pakistan to join The New 300, but we are open to all Dioists from around the nation.

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