Join the Guillotinist Guild!

Day 1,543, 16:33 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by Monsieur Guillontine




My dear children,

Although we have only been around for a little over a month, look at what we have accomplished already! We have won two consecutive presidential elections with our candidate, we have formed party alliances, we have increased the size of our party, and we have converted many from across the world to the one true faith, Guillotinism!

I don't know what our party would do without your support, and I just want to let everyone know how exciting it is to be a part of such a grand movement, sweeping the nation of Switzerland with the people's revolution!







Anyways, I see that some of you have not yet joined us in our glorious crusade... and that is why I have come here to share this divine message with you. I can assure you that there is no better party our there when compared to the Guillotinist Guild. Why? The answer is quite simple. There is no other party as fun as ours, there is no other party as active as ours, and there is no other party willing to worship the holy baguette!

So why wait? Join the Guillotinist Guild now!





Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
Grand Master of the Guillotinist Guild