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Pat McCrutch
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-Flatty
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-Lord Braddy
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-Wyvernjack
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-Noodles84
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Comments
HAHAHAHA omg so much epic. You're all missing out. Join the ALF.
So i guess your penis is now 3 inches.....
2 inches bigger than yours licetek and his sack has hairs
WTF? THIS PARTY IS SHIT. AS IF I WOULD EVER SAY THAT! er um I mean its er um FANTASTIC! 🙂
It must work \o/
lord braddy before he joined the ADF
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7861/skinnyguyk.jpg
lord braddy after he joined
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3TKKPk4mXshI4ckCimBb1Rb5PyfjkkuMCSeKaY48pTt76aTayPA
what hope to the indos have \o/
LOSERS!
Everyone knows there aint no party like an S-Club party
I don't believe in cartoon aliens. Voltron would pwn your sorry ar$es :>
hey!
my penis shrank from 18 inches to 12!
I guess thats not bad though, now bitches will actually wana fuck instead of scream....
Why are you measuring for far your mouth is from your penis??
how*
well icetek you wouldn't know, because you have no penis
Thats right, i don't have a penis, i have a c0ck. Ill let you children play with yours.
ok, sure, cock penis, no need to get picky, one day if might actually not need Viagra.
He can't even spell the word 'cock' Jesus its a miracle his mother lets him anywhere near her PC
After I joined the ALF I lost all my self respect! (in happy annoying voice)
LOL joking everyone who is still listening to me join the ALF you will not regret it
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we will icetek we will😛
BUT YOU WONT!
HA!
Flatty! He called you a looser!
Oh no... I'm a looser... Which according to Urban Dictionary is:
"Idiotic way of spelling "loser". Most often used by teens and adults with no more than a 2nd grade grammar level."
Says the guy who read the URBAN DICTIONARY. Whats the matter, not cool enough to have your own swag?
And for the record, i have windows 8, most things are auto corrected so take it up with Microsoft looser.
I see your passe is here defending you, how sweet, you got bitches fallowing you.
Oh dear...keyboard warrior alert. Has anyone spoken to Icetek on skype cams so we can confirm he is actually old enough to grow stubble yet?
ah, so icetek their is no brain between those ears of yours?
so you use auto-correct, and had your mental carer set it up for you?
Icetek, why go on other parties recruitment articles and bag them off? Sure Flatty may have messaged some of your party members but shouldn't that be kept between you, Flatty and said party members? Take a look in the mirror, because you did the exact same thing when you started the reform party....
Danman thats unfair you say that to me, go have a look at all my articles and its comments, then delite your comment or re word it.
Dr Huge, what are you voting for exactly? You do the same shit.
I got at least 1-2 messages from you asking me to leave my party and join yours....
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You bore me Icetek, I mean really bore me. Your keyboard warrior exploits bore me. You are a real life hard man i can tell by your choice of avatar, and was in the dust of 9/11 followed by serving in the army...oh and are rich in real life. Of course you are cherub...of course you are.
You bleat and moan like a little girl about others holding on to power then run for PP of your own party four months running, let alone abusing power by naming yourself your party's CP candidate without a ballot which shows that you will do anything to make yourself look popular or good. Few support you because you are so full of shit you should name yourself 'Senokot' (google it kid) and to claim you had a magical peace deal with Indo if you got elected...any chance of screenshots as proof of this tale? Nah, didn't think so.
I know you'll read this and reply with some intellectual witty remark about me being in school or an old man...you have only used that 4 thousand times in the last two months...but hey if it makes you feel good when your mates come round to go skateboarding then go for it.
You bore me, you bore eAustralia. You fail at a simple game...it is that simple. Fail. You will always fail at a poor role playing game because you are void of intellect, personality, honesty, decency and charm...bit like real life.
Now tell me again how you was on the first moon landing....?
oooh yeah and you threaten women...wow...real life hard man coming through everybody.
Not only is he to 'ard for grammar he is also so 'ard that he can take on any woman and child that gets in his way.
Feel free to add me on skype so we can discuss in webcams how 'ard you are Icetek. PM me for the address
i hear crickets chirping hugh
Dr Huge
If i bore you why comment back?
Yes im PP so what? What real power do i have? I havent run for congress once since i been PP so keep playing that card cuz it dont mean shit.
I threaten woman on a game, lol ok. Go listen to others more bud, i dont need to reply with any intelligence. You know why? Everything you just said for 1 you where not even in eAUS when it happend. 2 You just went and talked about real life. 3 Even if for a second i did go low to use webcams on a game i would stoop down to your low life level.
Overall, i will offer you the same thing i offered everyone else who has any problems with me. PM me for a real life meet. Or keep talking shit online and have the balls to call me a keyboard warrior.
You figured out that being against me will win you brownie points with others, good on ya. Now run along and keep sucking sticks.
So there you go, you got 2 choices.
1 Stfu and be the good little b!tch you are.
2. Message for a meet up and regret ever playing this game.
Your choice, not much more to say.
Oh and Huge, there is difference between being a fail on this game and simply not caring. But i did love the touch of you trying to analyze me based on my avatar and real life. Good on you but, now i truly know you are another dumb ass. I hope you can pack a big punch since you lack in the most basic psychology.
m_rowley@live.co.uk add me on skype i wanna see in webcams this awesome little kid with the mouth so big. lmao...same thing everytime licetek. I call you licetek because you are just a small insignificant parasite in this game and in real life
Oh and i noticed you didnt accept my invitation to speak face to face on webcams...whats the matter licetek? worried truth will out? Nah its because youre too busy earning millions eh while being an MI6 spy isnt it? Go on you know you want to say its becaus you are too busy
Youre too easy and too readable kid. Go home play with Barbie and be the good girl you are
I dont do webcams for a very simple reason of keeping my privacy of who i am.
Like i said
1: STFU and man up to the little bitch you are.
2: Have a face to face meet.
Im sure someone as dumb as you can pick from 2 choices.
LMAO...I REST MY CASE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...KEYBOARD WARRIOR.
Put your money where you mouth is. Meet up 🙂
Okay tough guy, come on webacms and i'll give you my address tough guy...i have given you my skype account three times now...you coming on webcams to get my address tough guy?
or are you afraid we will see you for the Harry Potter look-a-like that you are?
By the way 'Licetek' we live on the other sde of the world to each other so that face to face beating you keep mouthing off about like a tough guy will never happen...i do find it weird you wont talk to me in webcams though. Tell ya what licetek, you claim you are rich...add me on skype and then on webcam i will show you a few bills with my address on so you can then use some of your vast wealth and come and kick my ass....you have my skype address I will be waiting tough guy.
Certain people have already seen me on eREP, go ask them how Harry Potter i really em lmao.
Your biting more then you can chew buddy, trust me, you dont want this battle.
Lmao, i love how you have to look in the mirror before you start calling people internet warriors and kids. Awesome. You have been called out and went back into your shell like the little infant loud mouth that you are. You fail at life and this game so you invented yourself as this 9/11 wealthy veteran who went to war...to top it off like every real life hard man you needed an avatar of a muscle bound meathead. ..and one who threatens women too....ooooh...now thats a sign of being hard.
You bitch and moan about others holding power then run for PP four times in a row despite falling numbers. You dont even know what a PP does according to your previous posts...what a clown.
Your grammar suggests you are a very low intelligent lowlife and your words and lack of actions have backed this up. Like I said the emptiest vessels make the most noise.
To cover your tracks and fear of finally being seen on webcam you offer a face to face fight between a guy who lives in the UK and you...in Australia...awesome...comical and so, so you.
Now then...webcam so I can give you my address tough guy or STFU
Shit, and I thought I was creepy!