John Wilkmot: The Great Tyrant of IRC
Scorpius
Recently the usually quiet and peaceful (except for the occasional appearance of petz or gofarman) eCanadian IRC channel has been violated by the oppressive thumb of Canada's very own MoD and resident noob-killer, John Wilkmot.
Using powers given to him, not through democratic election, but through his own seniority and skill with technology, Wilkmot has been able to ban the use of the words: lol, kill, _, Coda, John, Wilkmot, JW, and Bruck on the Canadian IRC channel. Anyone who so much as utters these words is deemed a traitor to their homeland and removed from the channel. This violation of citizens right to free speech must stop! Wilkmot is in no place to decide what words are and arent appropriate for us citizens lower on the food chain to say.
This is but another example of the ruling elite abusing their power by controlling the rights of the voiceless noobs. But there is hope! Join the Democratic Action League and register on our forums at feudalist.forumotion.com and together we can build a canada where power is shared by everybody and not just the tech-savy, power hungry, big-brother-like,JW and his pawn/slave, belateddeath!!!
12:43 *** Scorpius was kicked by Warden (Watch your language!)
12:43 !!! You have been kicked from #eCan
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I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
haha
He banned Bruck as well? But how will people greet me?
I guess we'll all just have to talk on the CEP channel 😉
*Scratches head*
So by saying Bruck or Coda (which Bruck is our president, and Coda the General.) I'm a traitor!!!
I'm so confused now 🙁
yes emilio. this is why we need to rebel!!!
noob here. What Net is this irc channel on?
http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=39cc563abe348ae634bb899a709d3820&server=irc.rizon.net&channel=%23eCan&noServerNotices=true&noServerMotd=true&autoConnect=true&promptPass=true" target="_blank">http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=39cc5[..]true
Just create another channel 😛
Yes and you took the chance to tell ppl to join DAL haha good one 😃
yes ive managed to turn an angry joke into a metaphor for the power situation in canada and a recruitment tool
Wait John isnt the one behind it its WARDEN who's pulling all the strings!!!
DAMN, this was the wardens plan from the beginning! We cannot gain the upper hand on warden until we distinguish the difference between truth and lies!
If this was a joke I didn't get it. If it was a problem it's not any more.
*logged in*
Asseriath: testing Bruck lol Coda
Asseriath: testing
Asseriath: done
*logged out*
*logged in*
😁 all successful
Haha! Finally Opposition!
Support me! Support the Anti-JW Movement (which caused me to be kicked from IRC dozens of times, and banned for 30 minutes, and I got my halfop removed for a day)
Join the Anti-JW Movement!
marcchelala
DEATH TO THE TYRANT!
If I get on IRC later I will fix the list of words that are banned.
If he takes my admin, well DOWN WITH JW!!!
lol, I told Coda how to unban the words. Any admins who wanna know jus PM me and I'll say the command.
It's just a joke guys xD
as is this article for the most part lol 😛
A joke! But I've assembled a good size mob of angry peasants. So now who do we run out of town with our torches and pitchforks?
Petz brings peace to all places including IRC lol
I made another channel #ecanada