Jerseygirl Wants to Serve You Once More, eUS

Day 1,278, 21:15 • Published in USA USA • by jerseygirldani

Hello, my lovelies!!! ♥


So last month I took a break from Congress and spent the month playing around as your Secretary of the Interior. I fed lots of newbs through Meals on Wheels and Bewbs 4 Newbs, evacuated a ton of citizens from occupied states, and relaxed wiith my puppy and husband on our Nebraska farm on the weekends.

I also wept as New Jersey continued to be occupied by our northern neighbors. But alas, just in time for the summer.... New Jersey has been liberated! And what better way to celebrate with a beach party down on the Jersey shore??



Yes, if you re-elect me as your NJ Congresswoman next Wednesday, we’ll spend the next month partying hard at the shore 😃 Lots of food, drinks, dancing, sexy women and men, swimming, and sunning!



Sooo... make sure you remember to vote Jerz in Jerz on Wednesday! Need food or tickets? Let me know! I want to make sure everyone (except those a*%#$*!s from MTV) can get to the Jersey shore for this party!

Hope to see you there!




love and kisses,
jerseygirl ♥