Japan, Consider This Your Gauntlet
Day 988, 08:03
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by Dishmcds
Dear Japan,
In the past, I've written to talk about the first battle of Kyushu, your long history of siding with PEACE, occasionally Phoenix, and occasionally EDEN. You consistently claim neutrality, and helping the Chinese, which was cool to a point. We've largely left you alone mainly because we neither saw it necessary to mess with you, and because you've held your ground in keeping relations at a status quo.
Today, you're letting Poland into Asia, via a newly PTO'd North Korea (via the Chinese and Americans). This is mainly to put the US or Poland into Liaoning, which wasn't hard to see coming. Over the last few months, we've been busy elsewhere, working towards achieving other goals that EDEN did absolutely nothing to stop.
Well, we've largely accomplished those goals, and on the 6th, if things play out the way we think they will, our attention will now be open again to pursue other avenues.
Basically, we're tired of the Americans running your country. Consider this your gauntlet, as we will turn you into the New North Korea. We just wanted to give you plenty of time to pack up and move back to your native lands. We hope your flights are safe, and that you get the proper cuisine on the way.
Sincerely
Dishmcds
Phoenix Spokesperson
In the past, I've written to talk about the first battle of Kyushu, your long history of siding with PEACE, occasionally Phoenix, and occasionally EDEN. You consistently claim neutrality, and helping the Chinese, which was cool to a point. We've largely left you alone mainly because we neither saw it necessary to mess with you, and because you've held your ground in keeping relations at a status quo.
Today, you're letting Poland into Asia, via a newly PTO'd North Korea (via the Chinese and Americans). This is mainly to put the US or Poland into Liaoning, which wasn't hard to see coming. Over the last few months, we've been busy elsewhere, working towards achieving other goals that EDEN did absolutely nothing to stop.
Well, we've largely accomplished those goals, and on the 6th, if things play out the way we think they will, our attention will now be open again to pursue other avenues.
Basically, we're tired of the Americans running your country. Consider this your gauntlet, as we will turn you into the New North Korea. We just wanted to give you plenty of time to pack up and move back to your native lands. We hope your flights are safe, and that you get the proper cuisine on the way.
Sincerely
Dishmcds
Phoenix Spokesperson
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<3 Japan.
inb4EDENtrolls
vendetta
Amen
Vendetta
We will SEES you there.
Both SEES and the eUS will defend Glorious eNippon. You may have more resources then us, but we will bleed and frustrate you until you find something more profitable to do.
We go unseen.
Stealth mode on
Vendetta.
Someone's panties are in a bunch.
United Kingdom was better when Glados was around, Dishmcds.
TEN THOUSAND YEARS
Also Nippon is a bro, dealwithit.jpg
Much like Australia was, Hamilton? We see how you treated them. ^.^
Someone's butt appears to be hurting.
Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!?!
OH GOD DISH IS FIGHTING REALITY AGAIN, SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP
Why Emerick? Did you go to jail again?
Sad face Dish, sad face. Don't threaten my eJapan. It's not cool, bro.
~ Geno Garon
Punk kids.
Also, you trying to claim American heritage as a negative is mildly humorous, considering your origin and irl nationality.
>Much like Australia was, Hamilton? We see how you treated them. ^.^
You're proud of Indonesia creating hundreds of bots because they're too weak militarily to take what EDEN/Brolliance has many times denied them?
Thems some good scruples.
>Why Emerick? Did you go to jail again?
Durr hurr hurr originality
gagah remember he's Mexican not American IRL
ITA: Emerick not remembering I'm not American ^.^
>North Corea PTO'd
Lawl, the original North Coreans finally control the country again. They may be RL Americans, but they were the original North Corean community, sorry Penix didn't realize the usefulness of North Corea and stopped us.
>Japan
Yes, a good portion of Japanese are RL Americans, but do you have any room to talk Dish? You're not a RL Brit, yet you've been president several times in the eUK. Try to not be such a blatant hypocrite.
On a final note, I don't think you remember a statement the Japanese released many months ago, after the Battle of Kyushu. Japan stated that they would do anything to rid their neighbors in Asia of occupiers, and then let the eUSA in. Following this, the Empire of Indonesia was destroyed, the Empire of Iran was destroyed, and Hello Kitty was finally returned to China. I don't recall the Japanese ever retracting this statement, so allowing Poland in is only following their principles that were set up many months ago.
I know you're scared of what the Poles will do to Penix in Asia, but you can only blame yourself for allowing North Corea to be retaken, and failing to realize the power of the Polish Wall. Your hollow threats only mask your fear.
See you in Lion King :3
ITA: Someone proud of being mexican
>ITA: Emerick not remembering I'm not American ^.^
You live in Colorado and barely speak Spanish.
ITA: Dish has stepped into a TRAP
We notified you of the invasion of Croatia, and the US, and those went rather well. I also speak fluent spanish, not that Emerick would know considering in Prison they barely allow him to speak. :3
Just giving you a heads up, Japan has about a month left. :3
>more prison jokes
😑
Benn always had better avatars than you, Dish.
>I also speak fluent spanish
That's not what the Mexicans who didn't reelect you told me. But clearly they were lying. They obviously loved you because they reelected you.
Oh, you mean the guy who had half his party banned for multiaccounting? That one? ^.^
I'm sure glad you know what you're talking about, like always.
>Oh, you mean the guy who had half his party banned for multiaccounting? That one? ^.^
Attempting to take the moral high ground on multi accounting, I lol'd.
>indirect statement about a person even though it has nothing to do with what Robert said
Nothing new here~
Blow me.
>"Lawl, the original North Coreans finally control the country again."
>Franco+gang in charge
lol wut?
The original North Coreans control Japan.
Nicholas, I'm not even going to try to explain it to you. And no, most of the North Coreans still in Japan are inactive or have North Corean citizenship.
Anyways, the fact that Penix is using Dish as a spokesman is proof enough that they're a terrible alliance. Get GLaDOS and Jazar back.
Damn Americans
Top Gun
Top Gun
Top Gun
Top Gun
The amount of eThug behaviour is going trough the roof
I think someone needs to learn dish that this is a game and on the interwebz you don't scare ppl.n
United Kingdom was better when Glados was around, Dishmcds. x2
Basically, we're tired of you, Dishmcds.
Am I too late for Top Gun?
I'll move back to my "native land" when you do Dish :3
Also, Top Gun
Also good to see you using your game mod status to threaten and encourage illegal methods of PTO's like in eRussian controlled North Corea.