Jan Svalbard for eYorkshire and Humberside, PCP
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by Jan Svalbard
May has come around, and yes, it's been a pretty boring and mundane month, apart from the PCP breaking the 200 mark!!! During late April and early this month, our glorious region has been run by right wingers and right wing sympathisers. So now we can all vote for a bit change in our area. (And a good cup of Yorkshire tea).
WHO AM I!!!?!?!??!!!!?
My name is Jan Svalbard and I'm an experienced player, 5x hardworker, so I'm obviously dedicated, 2x eY&H Congress member, (It's so nice to know you lovely people trusted me then, and you still trust me now to not run amock and cause havoc to our brilliant region), and yeah, I forgot, I'm totally awesome.
BURNING ISSUES!
1. You want more work?!? Then join a commune, we at the PCP have put together a brilliant system to takeover the Q2 housing industry, and I'm doing my bit to help overthrow our capitalist pigdog oppressors. Join the fight and vote PCP in your area.
2. Blah blah blah hospitals blah blah. Yes I want a Q5 in eY&H, yes they cost money, but they would be a hell of a lot cheaper with a nationised industry backing us. So all you sceptics can just get out. Communism makes the game fun, and makes for more wins per capita.
3. Council. Yet again, another month passes, and still our council has not been reformed, so for the good of the people, and for all that is good and holy, vote for me JAN SVALBARD for better wage and better workers rights.
Give a larbage, vote Jan Svalbard on May 25th in eY&H.
extra note... don't vote for me, and suffer my wrath.
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go Jan!
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>so I'm obviously dedicated
I have been around for less than 1/3 of the time you have, yet I have over 3x as much xp. COOL DEDICATION BRO.
>2x eY&H Congress member
This only because of your party moving voters, nothing at all to do with democracy.
Communism can not work in erep, similar to every other situation.
>I have been around for less than 1/3 of the time you have, yet I have over 3x as much xp. COOL DEDICATION BRO
COOL OBSESSION WITH THE GAME BRO
>This is only because of your party moving voters, nothing at all to do with democracy.
1. Did I mention anything about democracy?
2. Do I detect a hint of jealousy?
>Communism can not work in erep, similar to every other situation
No Tomazim, people are just idiots, like you. They don't take control of their own lives. This apathy has been created thanks to corporations, telling people to be complacent with their lives and quashing Unionisation movements. What people need is someone to stand strong with the Unions and be defiant in the face of adversity. Then, and only then will people realise the effect corporations are having on their lives, and will be idiots no more.
Unlike you, you will always be an idiot.
Tomazim can not work in erep, similar to every other situation.
You would happily waste government money on a hospital in a region where you're only voted in by mobile voters?
The short anwer: yes
The long answer: yes
Why should people have to for out the cost of a moving ticket to get healthcare? It might only be a small price, but not everyone can afford it, and not everyone gets moving tickets for free.
Even if you weren't qualified and deserving, on the strength of this manifesto and the comments underneath it alone I would vote for you. GL tomorrow comrade. o/
I seem to remember a time when all of eUK had hospitals and defence systems of Q4 or Q5, now people are disparaging about looking for more than one? what has eUK come to? I moved here from eIreland to be part of something more ambitious and fun. lets be ambitious for the north and not be purely london centric. vote jan!