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Its been revealed, corruption has hit the NHS and everyones involved.

Day 2,091, 08:17 • Published in United Kingdom

• by The Vagabonds

Welcome, we discover corruption in government and its shocking.

The NHS has been abused, it’s been used, and it’s being accused.

Here’s a list of those who have been up to no good;

Zaphod; the old lady with no friends who has had a gambling addiction for years, has been stealing money from the NHS to bet and hire cheap dirty hookers.

He’s been found stealing assets from the NHS to get a fix on his gambling addiction. He has lost 5,000 cc that we know of. He could have stole and gambled and lost much more.

He also lost the 5,000 cc bet!

Wayne; He’s stealing the innocence of young players. He is also inserting one pence piece’s into two pence arcade machines.

12:50 Zaphod Wayne: i just made a bet using 5k of nhs money
12:50 Zaphod good decision or great decision?
12:51 Wayne great

They’re both in it together, and that’s not all, Dapper was seen involved too.
Here’s the evidence:

13:25 DonDapper Great stufff Zappy 🙂
13:25 DonDapper you know where to send the gold 😉
13:25 DonDapper \o/\o/\o/
13:25 DonDapper TACO CAT
12:54 DonDapper This was my idea, indeed it was. No one bar me could come up with such an excellence of logical planning of fraud. Oh, and before I depart, yo al suk cocks, stop beang meen to mee.

This is just horrific; players who are trusted are abusing the entire system.

13:27 *** AIphabethis joined #dental.corps
13:27 +++ PENIS has given op to AIphabethis

I’ve infiltrated their lair, and it’s clear, they’re all in it together, they’ve been planning this for ages, they’re now putting their plan of stealing everything into motion, we must act to stop them.

It’s shocking what players will do to profit from the country.

Signed the graceful overlord;
~Iain Keers

TUP is totes innocent, and the rest are pure evil.

Comments

WayneKerr Day 2,091, 08:19

I can confirm this as trufax

Zaphod Beeblebrox IV Day 2,091, 08:23

😮

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER REVEAL MY ISSUES.

YOU B*STARDS

CptChazbeard Day 2,091, 08:26

The thieving from the NHS is surely a new low for the eUK. We just have to be thankful we have heroes like Iain to safeguard us during such dark times.