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IT WORKS! [Clonetech Industries]

Day 564, 16:59 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Trenton Rendell

After years of research and over 20 billion CAD Clonetech is proud to announce it has worked

Clonetech has been able to successfully clone 7 Alex Reardens and 7 Jacobis and run them in the past Presidental elections these clones are 100% legit and can be found here.

The clones are healthy and are living on a ranch in northern Ontario with Augustus Baldwin.
Clonetech feels that soon we will be able to market this technology to the public. Imagine a eCanada with hundreds of Augustus Baldwins. Millions of Brucks the possibilities are endless.

So look into the future, look into Clonetech

Comments

Globex Corporation Day 564, 17:02

lol haxxors

Galen Alda Day 564, 17:20

Is there any side effects ? 😮P

Trenton Rendell Day 564, 17:35

Side effects Include:
Blindness
Deafness
Numb Tongue
Mutation
Weak Limbs
Bruckism
and Death.

Galen Alda Day 564, 17:43

Based on the side effects list, for sure Bruckism is the worst lol

Tyler F. Durden Day 564, 18:19

Is there a cure?

Trenton Rendell Day 564, 18:22

Plugson Day 564, 18:36

So which of the seven Jacobis got voted into office? Is it #2, the masculine go-git'er done clone? Is it #3, the somewhat effeminate one? Or, I really hope not, #4 - the half-brained clown. If you have no idea what I am talking about, go rent Multiplicity and call back in two hours.

Tyler F. Durden Day 564, 18:43

Damn.

Feelin' itchy.

Spencer Magee Day 564, 19:14

Intriguing! A whole field of scientific advancement has opened up to us now with this new technology! Like...like...cloning goats with two heads!

We must do this, for science!