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IT'S UR LUCKY NIGHT

Day 2,638, 15:12 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

A guy meets a hooker in a bar.
She says, "This is your lucky night.
I’ve got a special game for you.
I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."

The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

Grtzzz 🙂

PLEASE VOTE / SUBSCRIBE / SHOUT / ENDORSE ,THKZZZzz FOR HELPING OUT

Comments

Jinky Jonston Day 2,638, 15:19

Again a good one mate😉

Rican Day 2,638, 15:20

😃

SKYJACKED Day 2,638, 15:23

thks for the endorsement 🙂

HMS Dreadnought Day 2,638, 15:21

\o/

HMS Dreadnought Day 2,638, 15:22

Make shouts easy and put it at the end of your articles. Sg like this:

IT'S UR LUCKY NIGHT
erepublik.com/en/article/2495810

taleum Day 2,638, 15:24

VOODOO ePOPEYE Day 2,638, 15:39

Nice one 😉

SKYJACKED Day 2,638, 15:47

thks for the endorsement 🙂

Berzerker989 Day 2,638, 15:40

😃

v/s/e

SKYJACKED Day 2,638, 15:48

thks for the V/S/E m8 🙂

Deo Vindice Day 2,638, 16:11

pa prevedi brate
da te ceo svet razume
ovo kao da sam u nekoj nedodjiji
na godisnjem odmoru

pozzz
baka

SKYJACKED Day 2,638, 16:17

Momak upoznaje kurva u baru.
Ona kaže: "Ovo je tvoja srećna noć.
Imam poseban igra za vas.
Ja ću učiniti apsolutno sve što želiš od $ 300, dokle god možete reći u tri riječi. "

Momak odgovara: "Hej, zašto ne?"
On povuče svoj novčanik iz džepa, i jedan po jedan postavlja tri računa sto dolara na šank, i kaže, polako: "Paint ... moj ... kuće."