It´s... TUESDAY! Happy Roto Day Argenfricans!
Day 868, 04:17
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Published in South Africa 
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by Ash J. Williams
May the power and love of Roto be with you in this holy day, and may he have mercy on you all.
Love Roto for he loves you!
For this day we celebrate with national beauties.
Fear us not, for your country has been blessed by Roto and his people in a constant effort to make your eLives better.
Embrace Roto as your eGod and thou shall be saved!
And now a prayer:
Our Roto that art thou in the internets
Hollowed by thy teeth
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done as in eRepublik as in the world wide webs
Give us this day our holy Q5 weapons
And forgive our fails, as we forgive the failers
Bring us not into multiaccounts
But deliver us from EDEN
Roto hu akbar
The eyes of the world rest upon us Children of Roto, may his great Word expand beyond our borders and the stories of his power be told upon all eNations.
Thank thee Oh Roto for this holy land that you have given us. And may the people who inhabit this lands fear your word and embrace your love.
Roto is Great
Roto is mercy
Roto is love
Roto loves me, like he loves you
For he is great and understanding.
May all Argenfricans embrace your teachings, and may Rotoism become their standard.
ROTO IS GREAT!
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rotomaxxx?
ROTOOOOOOO
Roto is love.
May Roto be with you.
love it... i mean girls 😃
i suddenly have this strange urge to goto argentina
R O T O
Roto loves argentinian girls, you have to love argentinian girls. 😃
Argentineans are hideous to me for some reason
I hope u're talking about the eArgentinians Ari, because those girls are anything but hideous 😃
Hail Roto!
All hail ROTOOOO!!!!
And the girls, of course :rotocafe:
Hail girls! and roto 🙂
Happy Roto day to you all!
why do most argentine women have weird shaped, messed up faces?
lol! SA woman are a lot better looking.
Roto? Broken?
Why would I do anything that has to do with the broken people of Argentina?
Hail ROTO!!!
Holy shitsauce, an eReligion? *facepalm*
roto rooter is a plumbing company somewhere in the usa...
you disgust me.
time to bring back the eLluminati it seems.
i hate argentina that much less now 😛
Wow...how disappointing are the women of Argentina 🙁 Couldn't you have used Brazilian women?...or hell South African women!They make Argentinian women look like a bunch of spinsters!
I concur with Fawker and Ari! I always lived in a fantasy world where South American women were supposed to be goddesses...Thank you for destroying my happy world Ash 🙁 Now I will destroy yours!
fap fap fap fap
Only took you four faps, Pantufla?
Tsk, tsk...