It's All About the Funny

Day 4,515, 12:43 • Published in USA USA • by Melissa Rose
Talk Neardly to Me - Jason Derulo "Talk Dirty" Parody

Hey, listen (Said by Navi)

Get nerdy with me.

Tell me what game that you get on, is it CoD or Eve?
What kind of class do you play girl, in an RPG?
'Cause I know what them elf girls need, from WOW to M. E.
I'm going 30 hours online straight now, you make it hard to leave.

I recently told Paul Proteus “I was going to write you a humorous article... but I'm not funny” and he said, “yes you are”. At that moment I realize that I am funny… You just don’t get it.


So, I am sitting here trying to write something funny. It’s not working because I have realized that you all wouldn’t get my sense of humor, hell I barely get it sometimes. I say things that are in no way meant to be funny but people laugh.

I am an accidental comedian.

I can try to say something funny and you won’t get it but then I say something that I meant as serious and you laugh. The fact of the matter is that I believe it is you not me. The funny is gone from the game. You don’t know how to have fun anymore.


I am sad for you.


You fight… Click buttons and think strategies but what happened to having fun? Why on god green earth is anything in this game so serious. How important to your life is clicking a button? Maybe I don’t get it, maybe I never have, but one thing I do know is you should always be laughing. There is nothing in life or this game or anything else that should stop you from laughing.

You could go crazy being this serious all the time.


Have you forgotten how to have fun? Did the serious people take over the game while I was away? You need to remember what fun is. Try to do something you enjoy in this game. If you like to write, then write. I don’t care what you write, just do it.

I mean you could write an article about quantum physics… I don’t give a frak (see the reference?) as long as you find it funny, that is all that matters.


We recently did a writing contest in the Feds which had all of no entries. Because the world is very serious right now, but that is even more reason to have fun and laugh.

That is what Paul Proteus is all about and I agree with him.

It’s all about the fun. So laugh, cause I am fraking hilarious




Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.

President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove