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Day 1,912, 02:07 • Published in United Kingdom

• by mwcerberus

OK what do William Webb Ellis,

And J.K.Rowling,

Have in common.
Fantastic beards you say

Incorrect.
Both British you say,

Well yes but I’m getting at the sport thing.
Both created a sport,

BINGO rugby and Quidditch and it turns out British people are quite good at inventing sports;
Football
Rugby
Cricket
Baseball
Tennis
Boxing
Ice Hockey (I’m imagining this as a Scottish invention, violence and ice)
Darts
Table-Tennis
Snooker
Netball
Rounders
Bowls
Quidditch
Yes Britain is a veritable feast for sports creation and as I’m British I might as well pump out a sport too….

Ingredients
What do all good sports have?

Balls

Because who doesn’t love balls.

Fighting

Shhhhhh you saw nothing what’s this fight club.

Teams

Research to find this picture was long and extensive.

Technicalities only clever coaches take use of

An awesome name
Example case: Bo-Taoshi ok about 50 people take on another 50 people to try and get a pole down??? Confused heres a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNVkXNdH2mA
ok now you’ve seen that we can agree it’s the best sport ever it’s only drawback is its name should it have been called something better (I can’t think of anything at the mo doing it justice) but a better name would lead to it being a staple in schools the world over as it’s just awesome.

Onto the game
Name: Wright bowl –easy to say (the w is silent) and plays to my narcissistic tendencies.
Very boring Rules: Ok 2 teams of 5 people each at the corner of a room a bin in each corner each team gets a ball each and must try and get their ball into their opponents bin when this happens they score a point and the game is reset (the game clock being paused while resetting, teams also get at least 1 minutes rest while resetting) games last 15 mins the number of players can be changed as long as teams are even.
Slightly less boring Rules: No weapons, no shoes. If someone says I quit or is knocked out they are out of the game for the rest of the game if all 5 opponents are out then that team loses no matter what time is left on the clock. Getting your opponents ball into their bin yields 2 points and the game is reset.
Technology We at the Association of Wright Bowl the AWB embrace new technology and will support bin lip technology when possible. The whole of the ball must go below the bin lip.

Well there you go game made.

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