It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

Day 1,109, 06:45 • Published in USA USA • by United Independents Party

Good evening Emericka! We have special issue releasing, and tonight’s focus is on the UIP Winterfest and other upcoming important events! Important information is listed below, make sure to check it out!

Also: our first article was taken down by admin because it was too sexy, so here's some more babes for you.





First announcement.


The United Independents Party officially endorses CRoy and Blank Keating for Country President and Vice President. We put our full support behind them and wish them the best of luck on their journey.



UIPower

Hello, my fair friends of the party that is our Unity of Independents. Winter is upon us, as is a newly scheduled lineup of programs we have exclusively for new members and old members alike! We must prepare for the onslaught.


Impending Winter Awesomeness!

Winterfest is such a wonderful time. The programs, the peeps, the pretty ladies you get to meet. It’s all a present for you, UIP. So make sure to keep informed about all the crazy cool opportunities you will have to interact with your party!


And maybe even her.

In gearing up for the impending awesome first round of Winterfest this issue brings you, we have a new writer I would like you to meet, the first of our newly established United Independents Writers Guil😛 Regretfulone. He’ll be providing the rest of our (sexy and stylish) updates!



Thank you guys, I appreciate the support. Now I have a question for you to start off with this evening...

Operation: Om Nom

Are you tired of being hungry and underpaid? Well we have a solution to one of your problems right here! Operation: Om Nom!



Operation: Om Nom is going to be a UIP sponsored event where we will be giving away some free food to you poor hungry souls. 🙂 Can’t have you being fired from your jobs because your health is too low. 😉

So let’s spread about the holiday cheer, for Operation: Om Nom soon will be hear!


UIP Member pictured.



Next we have a grand anouncement! The all new...

United Independent Writers Guild

Have you ever wanted to share your ideas, help write articles, or just write something for the hell of it! The UIP is looking for new and talented writers! All you need to do to get some information and to learn more, is click on the above link which will take you to where you can write a message to Athanaric, he will respond with the appropriate information. We are all very much hoping to hear from you aspiring writers out there.

Thanks for your time guys! Get ready for the upcoming POTUS elections and of course WINTERFEST!!!

~Regretfulone



Winterfest Clue 3
UIP Wiki Article