Isten, áldd meg a Magyart

Day 2,796, 16:57 Published in Ukraine Ukraine by UkrainischGuerrilla
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Well well, my friends, as you see I put away my salo sandwich and switched to English, which means... Yeap, that's an interview!



If you are enlightened enough, you'd guess it's somebody from Hungary. Why would I do it, provided eUkraine and eHungary have quite.... special relations? First, it's all game, and labels "ally" or "foe" are mostly conditional(except from some holy wars "imported" from RL). eRepublik is just a social network of crazy people, who like to play big polititians/warlord/just can't get how did they ended up playing this s.... supreme game with amazing multifunctional interface.


So my guest is Kistivadar. His profile doesn't boast with much of jewelery, but whatever, who needs it? Having an experience of 6 years spent in this hole(irreversible scar on one's outlook) and what's more important - good sense of humour - that's what matters!



UkrainischGuerrilla Considering eUkrainians rarely write any articles in English and use cyrillic alphabet, which normally scares out people from abroad, you still used to show some interest to local eCulture. What's so special about us?
Kistivadar I'm a Hungarian spy, our government asked me to collect all information from your articles, and from comments. It is my job, and my workmate is Google Translator. hehe

Just joking. I have some friends in eUkraine, so If you see me commenting in your media, then I probably just try to cheer you up, and make you laugh. You guys got great humor, I like that. I still remember the article when you made fun of our congress member who proposed Slovakian NE when he should proposed an Ukrainian one. Btw I still wonder, was he your spy, or you paid him? Cause some days later he left erep. Lol

UkrainischGuerrilla Observing the ongoing NE between eHungary and eUkraine, we can predict that relations between our countries are to become as passionate as they used to be once. But generally, why would you do that?
Kistivadar We can say HunUkr eternal. As I know our government planned to cool down those regions, because around 1.5 determation bonus you peeps start to become relentless! I heard you tried to make NAP with us too. I'm not in the government, but probably it is not possible because lack of trust.

eUkraine got strong enough soldiers, and good MPP set. Also it not lucky many of you hate us, cause you can be pain in butt anytime proposing NE against us instantly, when we got an ongoing serious war. Many Hungarians remember when you attacked Budapest, and think you did it with help of Romania, and I have to say this have noticeably reduced the chances of having NAP signed.
But hey! Nothing impossible, we have spineless politicians, no worry.




UkrainischGuerrilla Also everybody notices that Hungarians sometimes have "tensions" with Romanians, despite the fact you are supposed to be allies. They say love and hatred are of similar and reversible from one to another. What's the reason?
Kistivadar Yeah, it is true. HunRom eternal also! It is very complex situation, but even if you think there is the tension only because real life things, then you think wrongly.

I have been playing this 'fantastic' game almost since it originated, even if my age shows something different. Now I can speak in the name of an average Hungarian player. eRomania did enough things against us in that 12 months to keep the tension on healthy level, so I'm not surprised if an avarage Hungarian players do not like Romania, and not because RL things.

But why are we on the same side? Well it would take too long to explain, but to understand it well you need to know the 90% of Hungarian society is two clickers, 9% just do not care, or even hate politics, because it not what huns like. We like to fight, and laugh! And unfortunetly we leave politics for sick, manipulative people.
This is why possible we are on "same side" with Romania.

UkrainischGuerrilla Hm.. we can hear lots of rumors that Plato is a ga... great guy and he is a b.. likes to get sunburnt on the beach. But personally your opinion - are the updates from current year cool or lame?
Kistivadar Dictatorship modul sounded good, but at the end it became death for small countries. I think they should give some kind of protection for weaker countries, because they just became place of medalfarming, and that can make people leave the game in long term.

But dictatorship gave me good chance also to troll around! Remember this? http://prntscr.com/7tkisq

I know you guys worried so much about that maybe we try TO you with a dictator, so I just copied some lines from a famous Hungarian novel, and put randomly the dictaor, MU, Ukrainian words there, then just had to wait until you try to googletranslate it. hehe



UkrainischGuerrilla If you had a choice: the account with 200 000k strength or peace in the real world, in which division would you prefer to play: 1, 2, 3 or 4th?
Kistivadar If I can choose between a real world without suffer, and sick corrupt politicians, and war, or to be the "cool nolifer guy" in a romanian game full with bugs then of course I would choose first one. Who not?

UkrainischGuerrilla Some kind of epic phrase to end this madness
KistivadarThe last player of erepublik please do not forget to turn off the light and the servers!

Thank you, peace.


May the Force be with you

UkrainischGuerrilla