Issues in eTurkey Today

Day 272, 09:17 • Published in Turkey Turkey • by Suspended

I must first apologize for being gone so long. I did not realize the strain my Congressional Career would place on my ability to run this newspaper.

As many of you know, I was dispatched by President Lidox as special [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/article-513342.html]envoy[/a] to The Netherlands to deliver a hand-made card congratulating the government for expelling the noted troublemaker Onrche. As the only Congress Member with a full-time Chief of Staff of Crafts and my years of diplomatic experience, I was the natural choice for this mission.

I have also been involved with the investigation into ithe scandalous financial skull-duggery of the nefarious [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/article-515041.html]santa[/a] - who is attempting to ruin Christmas for all this year.

I have been fighting for [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/article-519182.html]gender equality[/a] in eTurkey and the eWorld.

I have been appointed Queen of Welfare and Wellness for eTurkey to help match citizens to state subsidized companies. However, I must say that employees need to contact business owners to inquire about subsidy status.

I would also like to remind everyone that this week is [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/article-508852.html]National Mental Health Week[/a].

What issue troubles me most, as a Turkish citizen, a Congress Member, and a member of the ABK is the [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/press_release-33472.html]theft[/a] of money from our treasury. This time the theft was not from Selcock1907 as all previous thefts have been. A crack team of terrorist thieves used Mini Coopers, false noses, clever accents, tunneling techniques learned from the Viet Cong, and Fed-Ex uniforms to break into the Ministry of the Treasury. They stole a large amount of currency and destroyed our currency burning apparatus.

In a top secret briefing by President Lidox, it was disclosed that the thieves might POSSIBLY BE FROM INSIDE THE ABK ITSELF! These terrorists are suspected to have run away to hideouts in eMexico, eFrance, and eArgentina. I hope that eTurkish justice will be able to find these scalawags and bring them to the gallows!

(The top 3 suspects are shown at the beginning of this article)