Issue 111: Is Afanasiy Drago the son of Kim Jong-il?

Day 561, 00:31 • Published in North Korea United Kingdom • by malta_1990

After the e-birth of Afanasiy Drago, the current PP of the City Party, many people rumoured that he was in fact, none other than Kim Jong-il's long lost son who the North Korean Head of State had contacted to take charge of the socialist state's virtual version here in the New World. This decision was taken to ensure that North Korea was to remain in the hands of the Kim Dynasty.



In the picture above we can see Drago in the background looking on as his long lost father and North Korean Head of State delivers his speech. With the elections drawing near, Kim Jong-il has also made attempts to contact the RL Hungarian president to threaten a nuclear attack should Batyek's crew attempt a PTO of the Presidential election. North Korean Navy ships have already been sighted on the Danube ready to fire.

Although a paternity test has been presented to the Erepublik authorities, many still question the positive results, especially KLP member Celio Azevedo who has accused William Shafer of foul play and is asserting that it is NKWP's Defenestration who is Kim Jong-il's son. As yet, we have been unable to get an interview with both Shafer and Celio.