Is it tuesday?!?
Day 861, 03:18
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Published in South Africa 
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by Ash J. Williams
Dear eSouth Africans!
Today is the Holy Day of Roto now celebrated in your territories as per current conditions, so I take this chance to extend my best wishes for all of you and share some facts about eRepublik:
How many eBolivians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one to send MPP to ePoland so the poles come and change it for them.
How do you know that an eBolivian is knocking on your door?
You can see the -20 and -18 damage coming out from the other side of the door.
A scientist is conducting a study on dog-human relationships and how the owners habits reflects on their dogs by putting up bones so the canines do stuff with them The first dog is of an architect, it takes the bones and does a perfect arc from the Median Gothic era, the scientist takes notes. The second dog is of a mathematician, takes the bones and makes a perfect fibonacci sequence with it. The third dog is from an eBolivian, it arrives late, barks Marx´s Capital at the first dog till it kills it of boredom, and then does -24 damage on the 2nd dog.
What´s the difference between a dying turtle in the middle of the desert and an eAustralian?
The turtle has more chance of keeping KwaZulu Natal.
And now a message for new eSouth Africans!
GREEN!! GREEN!! GREEN!! GREEN!!
GREEN!!!!
And now a prayer to Holy Roto:
Holy Roto forgive our fails, and forgive those that failed before us, show eSouth Africans your greatness and let them embrace you, like us your people, have embraced you. Free us from all temptations and wreak havok upon our enemies. Keep us far from the hands of EDEN, and liberate us from all evil... Roto hu akbar.
For Roto is great, and understand that men are weak for the meat... and roto provides... because Roto is love, roto loves us... I bid to you all farewell for this ocassion:
EMBRACE THE MEAT OF THE ALLIES!
BRAZIL
HUNGARY
SERBIA
INDONESIA
RUSSIA
And because you guys deserve it... COLOMBIA!
HAPPY ROTO DAY TO EVERYBODY! AND MAY ROTO KEEP YOU TO HIS HOLY BREAST!
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amazing... so is roto a religion?
Roto is God, Rotoism the relegion, and yeeees Roto loves you 😃
and does roto forgive sins
Yes.
Roto is love.
He is the eArgentinian digital divinity.
Roto hu akbar.
so this is an Argentinian thing then?
Roto loves everybody!
No, no, no!!!
You laugh at those jokes?
They don't even make sense. Okay, maybe one or two.
But the one about the dogs? If the eBolivian dog does -? damage, how can it kill the first dog out of boredom?
And take this roto-nonsense back to eArgentina.
In case you haven't noticed, this is eSouth Africa.
😁
But keep posting the girls in Bikinis as we accept these offers to eSA public and will even put up with Roto if he keeps providing them 🙂
Once upon a time in the RL, I was a god disbeliever... in eR I found Roto. If i had dreadlocks I would be a Rotofari... 🙂
That Serbian chicks face just kills the mood.... and I'm an Atheist....
Hail Roto!
Why does the hungarian woman's face look like a combination of a shemale and tammy faye bakker? Oh wait, she's hungarian, nvm.
Lol @ Hamilton
You live in eSA, man!! 😛
Just look out the window.
Nice one Tpex and Dreadnuts.
I had to avert my eyes, I thought she was going to turn me into stone.
Then I realised it's only a photo, so she couldn't, right?
But, I'm still a bit sceptical.
Embrace Roto or die. The choice is yours.
@Louis Humphrey, Roto forgive your sins, Roto loves you.
Is not only an Argentinian thing, is Latin American thing, a Spanish thing and now we are going for the hole eworld. We have followers in Indonesia, Serbia, Rusia, Hungary and many other countries.
Roto is GOD, Roto is Glory, Hail Roto (always must be writed with capital letter)
Russia 😃
Hail Roto!!!
Hail Roto
HAIL ROTO
Hail Roto
Hail Roto
Roto can burn in the deepest pits of hell.
Our Roto, who art in Internet
Hallowed by thy teeth
Thy EPIC WIN come
Thy will be done in eRepublik as it is in the internet.
give us this day our daily Q5 bread,
And for give us our fails
as we forgive those who fail epically.
And lead us not into multi-accounts,
but deliver us from eden.
Amen
@Reina Borg
Let me guess....those followers in "Indonesia, Serbia, Rusia, Hungary and many other countries"
Are actually eArgentinian spies, right?
You know what?
At least give them credit for the creative prayer we just heard.
It is original 😛 And hilarious 😃
I was gonna vote for the lulz, til I saw that Hungarian chick....
They need to stop feeding those girls all that heroin, for srs.
Nosferatu, the ex president of Indonesia Wonder Foward is a devout rotioist.
@Nosferatu, no, they are not, they are full 100% indonesians, serbians , russians, hungarians, and Spanish (actually all of this begun in Spain).
Rotoism is the truth.
Roto is Love.
Come and be one with Roto, all your sorrows will come to an end.
Roto LOVES YOU.
If you don't join we will send you the hungarian chick to explain you in person the benefits of Rotoism.
I'm guessing one of the "benefits" from that Hungarian chick is a nasty itch down somewhere where it smells? Send any of the other ones, PLEASEEEEE.
cuanto gato lindo dando vuelta por el mundo...
so, roto is like the eArgentinian God of Cleavage and other Boob related topics?
@Darkpigeon...
I think Roto is more than likely the Patron Saint of ugly girls like the Hungarian in the above photo.
But, I mean, they can't help it if they don't have the hottest girls in the world, am I right South Africa?