Is It Time for Jizzie to Blow His Last Wad?
Day 953, 08:33
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Published in South Africa 
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by Jizzie McGuire
So is this how it all ends, sexy people, or is it just the cycle of e-life? As veteran eSouth Africans and other older players of eR say their last goodbyes and exit the e-world stage like fleas from a dead dog, others come along to carry the torch into the unknown bugs and dangers of V2. The questions I ask myself and am asked by others are what will become of the Dignity Brigade? And what will become of you, venerable Jizzibald?The DB was founded last year when there was no free and independent eSA, and had as its mission the improbably goal of fighting eSA’s occupiers and their allies until our country was completely free of all invaders. Since then, the DB has played many roles in the liberation of the eSA homeland and now its members stand in defense of a sovereign eSA and in many roles once again. It is true however, that we have lost some key members to inactivity and others who left eR entirely, but we will carry on as friends and as comrades. And if eSouth Africa is ever again threatened, you can be sure that the Black Shield will be seen on the battlefield fighting the enemies of freedom.
As for myself, I don’t intend to go anywhere for now. I have been playing eR for almost 2 years and have made many friends from around the world. I was honored to be elected to two terms as eSA president over a year ago, which I still consider the highlight of my eR life. I continue to serve the eSA congress today, proudly representing the New Africa party. I no longer have several of my old friends around and my former party, the Black Lion Front, is fading into eSA history, but it is encouraging to see new people taking over for us sleepy old-timers and leading a united eSA forward into the strange, confusing and buggy world of V2. However, saying goodbye to two of my best friends, Esteban Delgado and Kiwifire1, who have recently said they were leaving eR, have been severe blows to the overall enjoyment of the game for me. One brought me here and the other was a main influence in my staying. But I will carry on with my old mates and a few new ones too.
So in answer to the question in the title – no, this is not the end for Jizzie. I will be spewing my load on eR for the foreseeable future, or at least until I see if V2 blows or not. So fear not, my friends, and stay sexy.
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Jizzie is not a boob :C
Everyone report this person - I for one am sick of the boob comments. They are offensive.
Jizzie - my first eRep friend - You the man
Thanks Mark. You are definitely one of the friends I spoke of.
Well, on the bright side, at least I'm NOT a boob! 😉
I salute you Jizzibald, fellow knight of the Black Shield.
Dignity First
Jizie was my first eSA pres when I cam e here and I stood behind him 110%...
Wish he find some time to bring back sexy to the eSA Presidency!
And I you, comrade battlecat of the Black Shield.
Dignity First. Dignity Forever.
You are my beacon in in the e-world, my brother in arms!
I salute you my brother from another mother!
Cry havoc and let slip the black shield of war!
I am sexy, you are sexy, together we are sexy.
need moar jizz all over eSA!
Thanks Zagnuts and my Borg broham. I may not be a boob, but does everyone really want Jizz mucking up the presidency?
And you are a most sexy prez in a long line of stoney, sexy prezzes, Zam. Keep up the good work, fearless leader!
Do it!
The Black Shield and Jizzie!
Ah yes, the mighty elven one, Brendan E. Austerion. There is no one in eR that I have been friends with longer than you. I salute you, old comrade in arms. Raise the Black Shield! DP-Tay!
I see your point. In fact, V2 seems to eliminate 2-clickers by its time consuming war mode.
Although I'm not a 2-clicker, I still feel annoying to sit in front of the screen and wait another turn.
Sexy Jizzie!
My oldest friend in eR (more than a year...)
I wish we can see and play the V2 together. I didn't know that Esteban Delgado and Kiwifire were leaving... T.T
I don't see why we can't play V2 together for a while, Evighet. I'm not leaving just yet, amigo. If V2 isn't too bad, I'll stick around. I'd hate to say goodbye to yet another old friend. Whatever happens, we must keep in touch, my Spanish mate.
You were the first foreign president to offer assistance to a partially occupied, friendless, untrusted and weak eSouth Africa way back in March of 2009. eSA will always be indebted to you, Evighet, whether the people know it or not.
Jizzie McGuire - I said it before and I say it now, you are way to sexy to be just an ordinary soul, why don't you spice up eSA's government with some of that sexiness. Spread the Black Shield over eSA
We did not know before, but we know it now. I knew there were more than just a pair of nice blue eyes behind Evighet.
Dignity First. Dignity Forever.
*puffs pipe* Good to see a representative of the old South Africa, my good fellow.
You make me blush, Nickers my dear.
It's bloody good to see you again, Paddy old chap. Here's to the old days, mate! *Raises a Guinness*
I don't know how can I express what I feel in english...
'' eSA will always be indebted to you''
You know that's not true, eSA was a second chance to me when I didn't know where to go in eR.
Thank you Jizzie, thank you Nickerball and thank you eSA. 🙂
I was referring to the time when we were both presidents. No major nations or leaders trusted eSA (they thought we were an Indo puppet) and we had no friends or allies. You were the first, and for many weeks, the only foreign president to offer unconditional assistance to eSA. Without you and Spain on our side, the other allies would not have followed. That is why I think eSA owes you its thanks.
Yes, thank you Evighet! I´m proud to call you my friend! Thank you for all your help!
Jizz: (they thought we were an Indo puppet) That part´s wrong, it was the Brazzos that called the shots.. 😉
Jizzie, whether you stay or go, I'll never forget you, you know that.
Jizz and seaman were just meant to go together from the start 😃
I cant believe the old days with BLF were only about a year ago. They seem so distant. Good times will return. V2 is a new adventure
Eish, way too much sexiness, seaman and Jizz for me to handle.
Excuse me while I proceed to give myself a hand! 😉
Glad you're staying Jizzer
Seems like forever ago the BLF was kicking ass in eSA. No matter what happens, Oceanus, Jizz and Seaman go together like... well you know... Pestana knows what I'm talking about, apparently.
Hey Mr. Kitty! THis is like a reunon of old farts. Just need my wheelchair.
You're right about the Brazis, Loco, but nobody on our side knew that at the time. When I wrote to our current allies, I got responses like "How do I know you're not an Indo spy or puppet?" Luckily Evighet and eSpain vouched for us.
That's the spirit you googly-eyed bastard!