Irish Colony Backs Down
Day 1,145, 15:24
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by John O'Melveny
After showing an unusual display of balls, the British Oversea Territory of Ireland has backed down on its declaration of war.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Ireland/law/64894
It seemed Ireland had finally decided to try and regain the pride that was stripped of it after being annexed, losing all political parties, sovereignty and companies (temporarily), but the House of Irish Commons has voted the proposal down.
This is good news for the UK, as we can firmly concentrate on our allies, and the Bremen Colonial Flag continues to be flown over Western Britain.
It is believed the war declaration on Britain was provoked by the recent discovery that Ireland is, in fact, a bad rip off of Wales, with the fact that Guinness is a Welsh invention coming to light, and the fact that St Patrick was a Welshman also coming to the fray.
And so the Bremen Colony of Far-West-Wales continues to be held by its proud British masters.
The Bremen Colonial Flag of Far-West-Wales.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Ireland/law/64894
It seemed Ireland had finally decided to try and regain the pride that was stripped of it after being annexed, losing all political parties, sovereignty and companies (temporarily), but the House of Irish Commons has voted the proposal down.
This is good news for the UK, as we can firmly concentrate on our allies, and the Bremen Colonial Flag continues to be flown over Western Britain.
It is believed the war declaration on Britain was provoked by the recent discovery that Ireland is, in fact, a bad rip off of Wales, with the fact that Guinness is a Welsh invention coming to light, and the fact that St Patrick was a Welshman also coming to the fray.
And so the Bremen Colony of Far-West-Wales continues to be held by its proud British masters.
The Bremen Colonial Flag of Far-West-Wales.
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fail troll, fail super hard. The vote will probably fail but nice job publishing an article before the vote is even over
hardy har har
btw, how dare you try and get Irish citizenship. You'll never be worthy
Chris - 12 people have already voted on the act. That is the entire population of Ireland iirc, so there shouldn't be any more votes coming.
Oh, and inafter Maddog's application is succesful.
And Maddog now has Irish Citizenship.. I'm lost for words.
All I can do: o7 for the best troll ever.
That's some good stuff you've got right there Madhog.
Dic Sion Dafydd would be proud
Bremen attempt at humor fails miserably
Maddog, you're an Irish citizen? Now will you build that Guinness mine you've been promising FOREVER? I await my slavery.
Oh, and the article, "It's not that good tbh."
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/834/optimustrollface.jpg
Succesful Prime is succesful.
Welcome to Ireland Maddog, always knew you secretly wanted to be Irish, lol.
I support every comment made on this article.
As well as the article itself.
I also endorse Maddog for Emperor of New Wales
Formerly known as 'The world'
Irish suddenly unlike the Murphy's - very bitter.
lolol
I sponsor this article.
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lolol
hahahaha, what a shame 😃
lmao at this and im irish in reality 😕
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