Ireland Invades North West
Day 2,856, 17:50
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by An Sluagh
Not this North West
Many of you are probably wondering what is going on between Ireland and Canada?
-One minute we like each other.
-Next we love each other.
-Things get a bit confusing.
-But we kiss and make up.
-Then one of us flirts with the others ex.
-Things get spicy.
-But we sort it out and have a bit of foreplay.
It's a serious love/hate relationship between our nations, we love each other when we don't interact but when something happens, we get ready to bitch-slap one another. I personally wouldn't know from experience but it sounds like a marriage.
Anyway, what happened was simple (not really).
>Slovenia AS'd Belgium and wiped them.
>Slovenia NE'd UK and wiped them.
>Canada got excited as nobody had touched their wibblywobbly bits in a while so jumped into the hand of Slovenia and NE'd Ireland.
>Canada and Slovenia both wiped Ireland.
>Ireland RW'd our regions back.
>Canada NE's Ireland and claims it is a Training War yet never informed Ireland of this.
>Canada and Ireland have some fun playing cat and mouse in what was a successful Training War.
>Rylde said Canada was going to wipe Ireland to end the games.
>Ireland taught Rylde how to propose peace for free.
>Rylde then got angry cause he wasn't the smartest duckling in the flock and threatened to turn the Games into a real war as we didn't message him back within 8 minutes.
>Rylde got confused and frustrated and put CO up for North Korea against USA which got some Americans angry.
>The Americans in retaliation set CO for Ireland giving us the upper hand.
>Rydle got cranky, threw another tantrum and then went off for a sulk after his threats were ignored.
>Ireland is now cruising through Canadian regions while Rylde sulks in his corner.
On a parting note, Canada we still love you deep down.... somewhere.
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Voted for the use of "touched their wibblywobbly bits".
You might wipe us but its going to cost your new benefactor and he won't be there to defend you forever.
Sour grapes. you blew it dumbass. "You may kick my ass but your fist is really gonna hurt when this is done" Seriously, do you realize how stupid you sound?
I'll be around as long as you are. 😉
so Rylde, you dd it again...😉
I love you, man!
It was about time we renewed our vows!
Voted with fury!!!!
Funny art!!!
v+s+e
The 8 minutes was the funny bit, one minute he asks for peace, literally 8 minutes latter he is making threats, all during a football game.
GOOD ARTICLE.
You wanted this when you found out you had Colin in your back pocket mad at me. I clicked for no NE you didn't so it will be war for a long time.
We need more border enemies anyways.
You love making threats. Try working with people, might get better results.
Its not a threat you had the vote open and didnt click yes you wanted this war.
Nice article.
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Welcome to Canada guys. Feel free to stay until Rylde's broke. But do bring some Guinness with you.
Let me correct that statement for you, stone. "Feel free to stay until Rylde's Mom is broke"
umm, we were involved with the UK wipe first...and we NE'd Ireland at the request of your VP at the time to try to save you from a wipe...we said we would try but Slovenia Invaded you before we had the opportunity to assist completely.
This is without a doubt the most interesting and accurate account of the last 7 days I have read since the beginning of my 5 year playing history
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Brilliant 🙂
...another rare vote for Conway (2 in a month 😛)