Join the new world

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*A crowd is huddled around a platform, which Donovanator is standing on, and behind him is a red ribbon which guards a building cloaked in red silk.*

Donovanator hushes the crowd, and begins to speaks, "We are here to gather today to celebrate the grand opening of the newest asset for our Organization: a chat room. It will be completely started after we have favorites.

If you want learn more about our stock market or getting rich -you can figure out how by joining this room and talking with us about our loans, Certificate of Deposits, investments,and business tips.

It will temporarily be also the place for investors to converse and talk, until we make an exclusive conference room.


We will also offer great customer service. We are about to have a consistent flow of money and when we do, we will pay erepublik economists to chat in our room and share the best places to start a company, the best country to export to, the best bank to get a loan for , the best deals, the best place to work at, the best place to invest your field of work in ,and etc.

So without further ado let me introduce to you: DIB Room.

*Donovanator ,equipped with big golden scissors, cuts a red ribbon. The red ribbon flies in different directions while the silk covering slides off of a monumental building*

*crowd applauses, flashes from cameras brighten the area*

" The applause goes to the fundraiser of this room: Gaulictribesmen , he donated his money to DIB so that way we could open a chat room without it costing us. SO THANK YOU!!!"

*Donovanator climbs into a limo which steers its way through the crowd. The limo pulls up to a factory, which is surround by a crowd wearing yellow hard hats. Donovanator then climbs out*

&quot😉ear heavily awaiting employees. Rebellious Guns - the company which started during the tough days of occupation is now, is now back on track. Calculations on starting wages are being calculated and the first working day will be tomorrow, so lets get this company starting again (with the help of erepublik.ws). We will go forth and employ Americans and supply America with weapons to support itself along with competitive prices."

*Donovanator cuts another red ribbon and the crowed rushes past Donovanator to get the feel of their next work place*

Go forth,
protect your country with our guns,
support us ( the supporters of America)
learn about us


I know this greatly exaggerated but I have never written an article like this so I just trying it out.