Old Uncle Keeg's Rants

Introducing The Independent State Of Palawan, And The Philippines Rebirth Party

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Welcome Back, eFilipinos, to the Philippines Homeland. This island here isn't all of it, but we'll get there. I promise you that much, everyone.

In the meantime, I assume you notice that our Political Parties are no more. As such, Jelly9473 and I have created the Philippines Rebirth Party. In the coming weeks, we hope to use this party to shape the NEW Philippines, and to keep our country safe as it takes the baby steps to recovery. The Philippines Rebirth Party is what we hope to be the first step of our country rising from its ashes, stronger than before. Our unfortunate incident was not solely the fault of any one person or group, but I feel that it is time that we look away from our past and the damage that has been done to it, and first focus on the Present. Our country is not whole again yet. We are not yet fully stable. This is the first and foremost goal of our New Political Party. The recreation and growth of the ePhilippines. Not only must we match our former selves, but we must push past that, and grow into a greater, more active, and more stable country than we once were.

As such, as your President, I ask ALL eFilipinos to rise to the challenge. I ask you all to return to the ePhilippines by moving to the region of Palawan! And I ask you to join the Philippines Rebirth Party to protect and advance our country!

She wants you to come back home. Who would say no to her?

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SoulSalvage Day 919, 19:09

First!

Prince Terence II Day 919, 19:24

I am actually running for President in Indonesia right now. If we could retake Luzon, then we could save Mandirigma too.

Jelly9473 Day 919, 19:44

Voted!!!

Revilo X Day 919, 19:53

really? if we reatke luzon our parties will return?

Myung Kei Day 919, 20:12

Voted!

trisno Day 919, 20:34

good luck!

Nimbus4000 Day 919, 21:27

what's not stopping indo from taking over Palawan?

Binayski Day 919, 21:56

Kay Binay gaganda ang buhay !

Pauwiin nyo naman ako sa lupang sinilangan..

Prince Terence II Day 919, 22:14

Probably, Revilo. If my theory is correct, then we could take our parties back. Just don't quit in your party nor quit as President of your party. Don't even move to any regions or countries. Just stay where you are until the regions we are staying right now will be liberated.

I was thinking that it is really possible for a Filipino to run as President in Indonesia despite not having any Indonesian citizenship. If I'll win, we will make Indonesia our puppet. WAHAHAHA! (I know its currently impossible.)

Erion Clow Reed Day 920, 00:17

Go for it whahahahahah ^^ pesteng eIndonesia DAHIL SA KANILA nawala ng Parang bula ang 9 day Streak ko sa work AMF!!!!!

Mr aNiallator Day 920, 03:22

GO TEAM!

Simoun Ibarra Day 920, 03:23

sa mga Pinoy na sakop ng eIndonesia:
Samantalahin ang katangahan ng gobyerno ng mga mananakop
Bumoto sa susunod na eIndonesia election -
Botohin ang mga tumatakbong Pinoy!!

Kung di natin sila kayang talunin sa dahas.. tatalunin natin sila Jose Rizal style

Mabuhay ang Himagsikan! Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!

Phae'annis Day 920, 04:02

Great plan Prince Terence, Good luck.

hoskin Day 920, 04:11

You're army salutes you Keegan o/o/

Athasnim Day 920, 08:58

Good luck~

Lokajaya Day 920, 10:09

Good luck then! The Gov't of Philippines should rethink their policies since know on. Who thinks that eIndonesia won't take over Palawan in the near future? Be wise!