Introducing Indiana: Part I

Day 1,562, 21:20 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Gates Schellinger

Wow, I almost got 10 votes my last article. So I've taken inspiration from this guy's article, because apparently, all you need to get a thousand votes and build your subscription base is to post a crap ton of pictures.

So without further ado, I present to you the jewel of the midwest/ Great Lakes region, Indiana.

I'd like to first look at the people of Indiana, particularly the famous people.


Picture😛 Larry Bird shortly before he enters your dreams.


While not originally from Indiana, Peyton Manning looks enough like a Larry Bird relative that we've sort of adopted him.

Now before you go on thinking that everyone in Indiana are White guys who look like God shorted a few chromosomes, we have a diverse and multi-cultural populace.


Picture😛 The Average Indiana African American


Picture😛 The greatest Pacer of all time, Reggie Miller.

Now lets move on to the thriving metropoli of the jewel of the Midwest, Indiana. First up is our beautiful lakeside communities.

Gary:

No one makes you feel at home like our sanitation departments.








Our post offices are state of the art


While in Gary, be sure to visit the sprawling Jackson estate.


One of our few prestigious universities.


If you're looking to settle down we have plenty of wonderful housing available.


No one can debate the beauty of our Waterways.





East Chicago





Join in on the debate on who has a more beautiful waterway.



Now, its time to move on to the sexiest place on earth the I-69 corridor.

Fort Wayne:



This one time home of the Pistons comes replete with;


state of the art public pools


lucious forests


skyscrapers


and whatever these things are.

Muncie:







Anderson:










Last but not least we'll look at our capitol city and our largest and most luxurious city.

Indianapolis:











Now before we wrap up this time we'll take at our states largest aquatic lifeline, the aptly named

White River:






Well, I hope you enjoyed today's look at all the wonderful sites that Indiana has to offer, be sure to tune in next time when we travel to the Southern part of the state with such attractions as Evansville, Columbus, and Terre Haute.

Until next time, I've been Gates, a guy who is looking for the most amount of praise with the least amount of work. I now leave you with a few of the fine hotties Indiana has to offer.


What a Hauville Hottie


Baby you're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.


Who knew tubes of Pillsbury Dough could look so good.



Oh, if I could only be a Winnie the Pooh T-shirt


DAAAAAYYUUUUUMMMMM


nuff said.