Introducing a little bit of anarchy [Presidential Edition]
Day 820, 18:43
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by jbdivinus
Jbdivinus walking out of CHAOS HQ
"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair! " -The Joker
Behind the Scenes
What has been going on these last few days? Well, we have seen a lot of action, in congress, in party elections, in our economy, and on the international front. Today I will be addressing each of these issues, and explaining them as best I can.
Congress
Infrastructure: The biggest thing going on now in congress is the debate about infrastructure. NARC is attempting to purchase two more defense systems for the maritime provinces, and it is beginning to be a very heated debate. I personally support this effort, Canada does not have the potential for a proper fortress strategy, and pretending to won't make it work any better. NARC is putting a lot of effort into this, it is admirable, and I share their view on this.
Weapons Tax: Alucard Bloodlust has put considerable effort in a movement to increase the weapons tax. I am sad to announce that my administration and I do not support this at this time. Wages and Iron prices are at a historical low, and weapons prices are still fairly high. Our army, the CAF, buys a huge percentage of the high quality weapons bought in this country, we believe that the industry is supported enough, as is.
Party President Elections
I would like to congratulate each and every new party president. The elections this time were hardly contested, most parties were quite sure of their direction. Special attention should be brought to the CPP, in which the elections was heavily contested. This is likely due to the CPP having been beaten out of top5 status by the UN earlier this month. They have since launched an intense campaign to regain their status by passing the now 5th place CNC.
Secondly, I would like to address my status as the current PP of CHAOS. I have earned a few trolls for this, but let me explain. This is not about what any party has done in the past to help me out. I am truly appreciative of each and every party who supported me (including 4 of the current top5 parties), especially the Canadian Progressive Front aka CPF, which has been my party for the past few months, whose members I have fought for and worked with, which I have done my best to build up.
Now though, I am the Prime Minister of this great country. I believe in being a leader representing everyone, not being bias towards a specific party or group of people, even though I owe where I am today to many people, and even though I value each of them as friends. So long as I am Prime Minister, I will not be in a top 5 party, nor will I be publicly supporting any political party with respect to party politics.
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Teh Economy
As many of you have seen, our monetary market is a little chaotic right now. The new Minister of Finance TaiwanPanda has been working hard to help regulate and reverse this effect. For now, please try to buy offers from Canadians or allies, if you choose to use the MM at all.
The International Front
Peace with the UK: I understand many will be upset. I am more than a little disappointed myself, but after meeting with the UK and several EDEN superpowers (USA, Poland, Spain, etc...) it was decided that it is in the best interest of all nations involved to make our peace on this front, and close the war against UK, which has us against 17 impressive PHOENIX MPP's. We can now focus again on Asia and several strategic regions, such as those with high iron. HelloKitty 2.0 anyone?
Check out Chucky Norris' article on the issue.
EDEN Structure: After several long meetings since I have been elected, our fellow Presidents have been able to work together (including our friends the romanians) to agree to do whatever it takes to win this war. This means no more pointless, selfish moves, no more looking out for oneself and not the team, and once again tasting victory over PHOENIX. Just to let you in on a secret, our country is admired as one of the most helpful and diplomatically powerful countries in the alliance, and in the game
🙂Keep it up, Canada rules!
That is all
Jbdivinus
Doctor of the Divine
the Crowned Prince of CHAOS
eCanadian Prime Minister
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I am upset about the UK situation, but I also realize the unfortunate wisdom at calling back at this time. But MAN will I look forward to the day when we get to make good on what was started here.
So, why CHAOS and not another non-top 5 party?
Left something out?
why CHAOS indeed? its not that im against it or anything, just curious. Any big plans for the party? feel like wreaking a little havoc?
the only reason I voted for you was because you were CPF and I believed you shared their view as a party via the direction of the country
If you do not share the party values enough to stand with those that chose to stand with you then you will have lost at least one vote in the next election
CHAOS, because it is the one party that really has the stance of having no goals other than not being political, and of making the game fun for the sake of it, and the cost of the pride of anyone.
I don't have 'plans' for the party, except to take on the role as Crowned Prince, to shamelessly use the title to create a more interesting character for myself, and come up with cool titles in my articles. If any CHAOS member has a goal they wish my help to achieve, they need only pm me.
Jb, cut the crap and the blatant politically-motivated moves. Get back in the CPF and do your job.
And wtf is with this whole "chaos" crap?
Ok so here's whats goin' to happen: You're going to stfu and get back to work. Mkay? I have yet to see some real progress from you. And if you have made some sort of progress, please be sure to fill me in. Just make sure it's actual progress and not petty achievements that even 14-yr old Scorpius could do.
Am I being a bit harsh? You're the President, you asked for it.
You forgot the sad story of Croatia with their stupid moves (
Octavian, jbdivinus has done an unbelievable number of things to help get our country moving in the right direction and our cabinet organization is better than ever and working in full force. He is doing an excellent job.
JB
Helping the CHAOS party with a goal is essentially being political in a party that you don't want to be political in.
If your goal is to be apolitical, then you should not be helping CHAOS with any goals any more than you should be helping the CPF with ours.
Interesting that you made the offer to help them though...Mr. Prime Minister.
Also glad to see you advertising the CHAOS party in your signature...its very apolitical of you.
Any citizen may ask me for their help in any endeavour, Acacia. The question was asked with regards to a specific group, and I answered with regards to that specific group.
I love politics...it has taught me how to talk out of both sides of my mouth AND out of other parts of my body 😛
Derek Harland, for god sakes man, be more specific.
Apart from being "organized", is anything else that's actually worth noting?
The problem is that it's always been declared that we're "going in the right direction", however we haven't gone anywhere for more than a year. Maybe we should stop denying that we aren't actually moving in the right direction? Maybe we should be more harsh with our leaders rather than pat them on the back for every petty achievement? Maybe then we'll get some real results? What do you think?
I want numbers, dates, facts. Everything else is bullshit.
The new Minister of Finance TaiwanPanda
Oct_fail sad? 🙁
GO JB! 🙂
Ugh.
I hate peace.
You know, if the biggest change was a terrific reorganization the Cabinet forums (they really are beautiful now), and not much else, it could also be construed as the country already being in pretty good shape.
Perfect? No. Good? Absolutely.
If the choice is between little change, to remain good, or massive change, to possibly make us great, I usually take the safer route, rather than risk the good we've already got.
Big proposals need big assurances that they will actually work, and contingencies in case of failure. Little changes don't.
I'm not speaking for or against anyone here. Just trying to frame the argument.
Stay sexy, Canada.
hey look, I found $750 lying on the floor....
Pimp is dieing to tell us something.
So, essentially, you wanted to be PP of CHAOS for your own personal reasons, nothing whatsoever to do with CHAOS itself.
It's not that I'm not a fan, jbd. But the Prime Minister doing a TO of a Canadian party... just doesn't seem right.
Kronos, I'm unclear on how it was a TO if no one else was running for PP of Chaos...
The Prime Minister answer on this thread, is deem satisfactory at this time.
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Greetings from Montreal, eCanada! Very unhappy to hear of this deal with the UK. Comment soon.
I'm glad the war is over. I want to concentrate on starting a business.
Canada Rulz!
Why'd u Jokerfy Obama?
Peace with UK...? why did you start this war in the first place?
lol@ Octavian being so bitter. I agree with the move to CHAOS as it isn't bounded by political (in)decisions, and it is exciting to see the landscape in the party change.
What happened to making London burn? Are we just going to let the eUK get away with betraying us?
Tenacious, in that sense it wasn't a real TO, but it's a similar situation.
Interesting strategy to let the eUK survive. Should make for some epic battles in the near future and keep the Yin of Phoenix and the Yank of Eden in perpetual battle keeping both sides in balance. I applaude this move for the sake of keeping the game interesting. Happy with JBdiv as president so far.Thanks for keeping us peons informed...somewhat.
@servedhea😛 Whatever my motivation may be, I have a point. 😉
I want to play road hockey in the parking lot @ the Parliment buildings and legalize the greens.
Can u hook a new brosef up PM?
HG
I want to see a Q5 in BC...
That should be a priority!
Lol, luv the $750 comment Pimp.
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And now you have all the Anarchy you can handle JB. You wanted CHAOS so badly, now you have it ten fold in the CPF. YOu could have let it be but...well...we all know where that went.
I hope earning your mask back was worth it....
Now....on to trolling to the extreme!