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Interview with President Oblige

Day 1,503, 14:50 • Published in USA USA

• by portcolumbus

A Very Comical Incident

I by far must laugh at the sense of humor our current President has been blessed with. He was sent some questions from myself, and the interview below shows the sense of humor this man possess. I must try and sit down with him for more interviews in the hopes of continuing the comic relief I found in this one. Alright, enough of me having an orgasm, on to the article itself.

Interview with a Comical President

1. How would you say your term has gone?

Excellent.

2. What are some things you see you could have done better or done different on?

My media department continues to expand, and will eventually reach global domination.

3. You have shown alot of activity in the media with the White House Press Releases. Would you consider this to be a must in order to be a good President?

Communication and team building skills.

4. How would you say Congress did during their last session, and what do you expect from the new session of Congress?

IMMALETYOUFINISHPORTCOLUMBUS but last Congress was the best Congress *of all time* OF ALL TIME!

5. Any resolutions for the new year?

I'm trying to lose a little weight, nothing major, maybe 10 pounds, and lower my cholesterol a little - maybe wipe Poland, you know?

6. Who is your favorite eUS President of all time?

I can't give you of all time, but that I experienced? Cerb and Alexander Auctoritas (term 1) tied for first.

7. Why are they your favorite?

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8. Is there anything else you would like to say to myself, the readers of Meet the Press, or the American people?

Make the Call! Oblige for POTUS January 2012!

Conclusion

Expect me to try and interview another eUS political figure soon, and until then, make sure to help us get to 350 subscribers, the new goal for the month of January 2012. I'm looking for this year to be the one in which Meet the Press really becomes mainstream and goes global, so make sure to help with the cause.

Portcolumbus,
Member of the White House Press Corps