Interview with Headless Chicken

Day 1,754, 14:29 Published in Germany Denmark by Maine Coon

Almost all of you know the headless chicken, but do you know who he is ?

We have investigated and found some pieces of his life that would make us all know him a bit better. It was difficult, but we got hold of him for an interview about him and his life.

"I was born in a little henhouse in the countryside, far from everything. From the first day my parents were chocked to get a son without a head. As the ridge on the top of the head of a rooster is a sign of being strong and clever. I would never have this, and it made my parents sad."



"As I grew up, I was sure I was meant to be something big. I was meant to do great things in my life, and of course I pursued this dream of mine"

"Even in School I was sure I would be more than everyone else, and my classmates tried to impersonate me."



"The school finished and I set out to see the world"
"Out there I found a beautiful little chicken, and fell in love."



"Ain´t she just the most lovely chicken you have ever seen.

She and I traveled the world and met a lot of very nice people out there. We even found some new friends to chill out with."




"To show off to my love, I started to work out and I actually ended up in magazines because of my looks."



"Then one day we returned home to start a herd of our own. That meant me finding a job to support my future family.

In the search for a job I found eRepublik. They were looking for a technician to do the daily fixes and I applied for the job."




"I got the job !!"



But after a short while I changed the technician job with something that was more suitable for my eminent looks.



They needed a model for promotions, and of course I was that model. This means that every time there is a break in eRepublik you will see my beautiful body." (I just love my job)

"Whenever there is a company party I step up to the piano and sing with my deep baryton voice."




"Song for you" is the song I wrote to my lovely wife and It got to be a world famous hit.

"I love you my little wife "

"Last but not least, I want to present my first borns to you all."




"Watch them, they will be even greater than I have ever been."

Pictures from the family album :



As you all can see, the family contains some less fortunate examples like pizzaboy, a bankrobber, a salesman and a nude model.

Headless chicken consider himself being lucky in what he achieved in his life.

We thank "Headless chicken" for his story about his successful life and wish him all the best in the future.