Interview with an addicted Bulgarian citizen named Kiril

Day 2,391, 03:43 • Published in Israel Israel • by Admiral General Mickey
Interview with an addicted Bulgarian citizen named Kiril

Hello everyone!

A week ago I had an interview with a Bulgarian citizen named Kiril. He is one of the most addicted citizens so I tried to find the right questions to ask him. So below, the exciting interview I had with him.


Me: Hello Kiril

Kiril: Hello my nigga

Me: How are you today?

Kiril: Unlucky in guerrilla once again

Me: Yeah .. no one cares. Lets get to the questions

Kiril: Lets go!


1. If you could choose between spending the holiday abroad with your family to stay home and playing eRepublik, how would your family react to the fact that you chose to spend the holiday at home instead of visiting them?

“Great job, son! You are an outstanding non-lifer. That’s the way it should be!”

2. If you could have sex with the sexiest lady in Bulgaria but at the same time eBulgaria is having its greatest battle of all time, how much damage would you inflict to help eBulgaria?

"There are scripts/bots for that, so I don’t give a damn 😃"

3. Imagine a scenario in which you seat on a bench playing eRepublik and all of a sudden you hear a lady who is shouting for help. You see two guys chasing after here in front of you. How much comments would you get to your shout about what you had just seen?

"At least 10 and I guess one of them would be like “was she hot?” 😃 "


4. Imagine a scenario in which you are on a date with your girlfriend and all of a sudden you get a phone call from one of your friends who is asking you to log in and help eBulgaria in the last minutes of an important battle. How much days without sex do you think you would get for leaving the table to play a browser game?

"I suppose I would be permanently banned from mentioning that in her presence"

5. You are in the middle of sex with your girlfriend and suddenly you find out that she plays eRepublik as a citizen of eRomania. How much time will she cry after you dump her?

"Oooooo no mercyyyyyyyyy, she shall cry me a river!"

6. Your house is on fire and you started escaping by running to the backyard. Suddenly you find out that you had left your laptop inside the house with an ‘auto kill’ script on. How much energy bars would it consume till you get it out of the house?

"I will be fast like thunder and run like mad to save the laptop and especially the EBs!"

7. A friend of yours is about to come visit you but new missions are about to appear in a few minutes. How would your friend react to the fact that you became sick in a terminal illness exactly when he came and had to make him leave?

"He would say like “Oh, poor you! You should rest more, play eRep some more and most of all… repeat the last one”. 😃

8. You are having a party with your best friends but suddenly you get a phone call about a new contact spam bug in eRepublik. How much time would you miss from the party while spamming Plato with tickets?

"No mercy for Plato, 24/7 ticket spam mode as punishment! In addition the party can wait and most of all I would take some booze from the party at home to keep the motivation! 😃 "

Me: How was it?

Kiril: Awesome!

Me: Shut up for a second, I am in the middle of a conversations in my phone

Kiril left the room and I hadn't seen him since ...